Corrupt-A-Wish!

Granted but the cure is death!

I wish for cheez-its to fly

 

^ that's just dark man

wish granted but the cheezeits fly away from you

I wish for all douchebags to die

 

Wish granted, vag*** cleaners are no longer for sale :P

I wish world hunger would end

 

Wish granted everybody starves!


I wish I could count to 1 Septendecillion

(1 with 54 zero's)

 

Wish granted, have fun counting to 1 septendecillion manually and not being able to do anything until you do.

I wish I could have a non-poison cheeseburger.

 

Wish granted, but later you die of cyanide in you're shake :>

I wish Simba will become a bawss and kill Scar

 

Nope not happening

I wish for world hunger to end

 

The Cancer Cure worked, but the person died after

i wish for the next person to type

 

The next persone typed, but it wasn't because of you.
I wish i could sleep.

 

U slept but u died in your sleep

i wish that the next person was online

 

Granted but 3 seconds later your house blows up

I wish for cheese

 

granted, but i eat it

I wish for dolphins

 

Granted but I eat it

I wish for a planet of cheese

 

Granted, but I eat it. o_o

I wish I could be immortal ^_^

 

Granted, you are sent to hell!

(lol)

I wish people wouldn't eat my cheese

 

Wish granted, but I eat it anyway.
fuk dah rules

I wish I could be immortal and not be sent to hell ^_^

 

Wish Granted but you still somehow go to hell.(screw you!)

I wish i could eat infinite cheez-its

 

I give you 1 cheezeits, I eat it

I wish that all of you lost your mouths >:D

 

Granted you lose all your mouths


I want a banana

 

Here, have a banana. *gives banana* HAHA NOPE *throws banana on ground*

I wish I could be immortal, not be sent to hell, or any word synonymous to hell.