Corrupt-A-Wish!

Granted but they came true for your worst enemy.
I wish for more wishes than 2. (Decimals and fractions cant count because you cant have "half a wish" or anything like that)

 

Granted... But somehow it got taken away

I wish EVERYONE HAS FREE RANKS FOREVER!!!

 

everyone has free ranks! then the server crashes.
I wish for a cheez-it

 

Granted but the Cheez-it was Expired :P

I wish for a Corrupted wish :P :P

 

Cheez-its only get stale

Anyways, your wish is now corrupted


I want a PONY!

 

Granted. PONY:
People
On
Neverending
Yak-Parties

I wish for rof hsiw i

 

no idea what you wrote

so i gave you exotic male dancers

I wish for something to do

 

Granted. you get nothing to do.

I wish for a hug.

 

U got a hug but it was to tight ( U suffocated till death )

I wish Jerry And Harry shows their Faces :P

 

Wish granted, their faces were ugly and you died (no offense im just trying to corrupt wishes here)

Anyways, I wish for a donut

 

you get a poop donut

I want free cheez-its for everyone

 

Everyone gets a Free Cheez-it but they are filled with Poison

I wish Minecraft was FREE ( Premium too )

 

Wish granted but you are unable to talk in Minecraft :P

I wish that I wasn't a loner.
>: D

 

wish granted, you get an imaginary friend

I wish for all the wishes above to not be corrupted

 

Wish granted, all the wishes above were not corrupted, and yours was, therefore....

I wish my computer would run games better

 

Wish granted, but the games are pirated


I want to be able to fart on command (picked this cuz nearly impossible to corrupt)

 

Wish granted but the smell of the fart killed you.

I wish all my wishes couldn't get corrupted

 

Wish granted, you had wish

I want a million dollars in my room right now

 

Wish granted, but you couldn't spend any of it.

I wish Mufasa could come back to lyfe ;_;

 

wish granted, but you die

I wish for a cure for cancer