Corrupt-A-Wish!

Granted. But it was closed forever.

I wish for tomorrow to come ASAP! :D

 

Mr T Omorrow the slaughter is coming to you as fast as possible.

I wish that I knew a good wish...

 

Wish granted but you were just high when you thought it was good...

I wish I had internet for the next 2 days...

 

You have the internet for the next 2 days, but after the 2 days, you never had the internet again :333

I wish i had more forum friends.

 

Wish granted, I'll be your new forum friend. ^_^

I wish that Endermen exist.

 

Nah, that's impossible–*turns around* I AM AN ENDERMAN

I wish that I had some candy right now.

 

GRANTED, but all the candy are poisoned
i wish that potatoes will long live

 

Wish granted, but the last potato was eaten because of a drought.
I wish that I was a penguin in real life

 

Granted, but you will soon be hunted
I wish that i had a million dollars

 

Sure, you can have mine. I stole them from a bank. Police is behind you

I wish I wasn't a cactus but human.

 

Ka-boom.. you've switched places with someone in prison. Now the prisoner guy is a nice happy cactus.

I wish summer lasted forever.

 

Wish granted, although everyday of the year will be 120 degrees Fahrenheit (49 Celsius)
I wish I didn't have to go to school and still be smart xD

 

Wish granted, but you were never able to use your smartness for anything.
I wish Pewdiepie uploaded 4 times a day..

(Lol it is 49 degrees everyday where I live xD)

 

Wish granted but all his videos are him twerking
I wish for friends