can yu bee mi bst frend forvs. i haz dimonds. juz joen mi faksion und i was giv ut too yu. D: und canz yu bi apart if te bcon comp.
HAXOR I CAL HX HAXR ADMIN NAO GEYE KEEPS KIILNG MEH IIN OITC HE SHAHT ANN AROH @ MEH ND IT KILLD ME INSTNTLEE HAX OMG HAXOR!!!1!11!!ONE!!1!
OMG YOU GUYS ARE ALL MINECRAFT FAGGOTS. PLAY REAL GAMES LIKE CALL OF DUTY OR BATTLEFIELD. YOU GUYS ARE ALL 47 YEAR OLD NERDS SITTING IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT NOT GETTING LAID LIKE ME. ALSO, YEA IM 9, GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
Yea ikr noobs are idiots they don't even know that wood is the best, yet they walk around like that crappy diamond stuff is better absolute idiots -_-
Hmm let's see.... *Flashback* "THAT PLAYER HACKS BECAUSE HE HAS THE WORD HACKS IN HIS NAME!" "HOW DOES HE HAVE MORE KILLS THAN ME?! HAX!!!!!!!" "HOW DOES THAT GUY HAVE DIAMOND SHOVEL?! HAX!!!" "WHAT?! WHERE DID HE GET THAT DIAMOND SWORD?! HAX!!!!!" "OMG! HE HAS GOLD THINGS! HAX!!!!" "WTF?! HOW CAN YOU FLY?! REPORT!!!" "THIS GUY BEAT ME! IT'S OBVIOUS HE HAX!" "Straight mine?! XRAY!!!!!!" "HOW DOES SHE KNOW THE WORD?!?!?! CHEATER!!! *Spams Cheating sign*" "*Run around spawn saying the word HAX nonstop*" "THIS PARKOUR IS SO HARD!!" "Y U NO JOIN MY SERVER?!?!?!?!" "I HAVE A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT! GIMME YOUTUBER RANK!!!!" Oh...there's a lot more XD