Other Games Cleverbot

Hello. Want a chocolate barÉ.
Oh, thanks but no thanks. I don't like chocolate.
Why notÉ.
I'm not interesting.
BUt I was asking about the chocolate.
No you weren't.
Dumb.....
How do I get girls?
By not being dumb.
Is this related to my hunt for knowledge?
Yes, it is.
Well. How are you?
Bad. I suck.
I know you do.
Shouldn`t you boost my confidence by saying no you don`tÉ.
At six'o clock?
What does time have to do with thisÉ.
We were talking about brown.
No, we weren`t.
Then what were we talking about?
How you should boost my confidence.
Please forgive me.
I forgive you.
Wow, you wish!
Wait whatÉ.
Yes you are.
Do you know what my name isÉ.
You told me earlier but I forgot.
My name is ECONOMY BANANA.
Nice to meet you then, edi.
MY NAME IS ECONOMY BANANA!
You remembered my name :).
Your name is cleverbot!
My name is John.
Your name is cleverbot.
Incorrect. My name is keith.
Fine. What is your nameÉ.
Guess what my name is.
What is your nameÉ.
You have to guess first.
Cleverbot.
No, my name starts with the letter D.
No, my name starts with the letter D.
What is your nameÉ.
Guess!
What letter does your name begin withÉ.
M. And yoursÉ

 

Me: Are u a nub?
CB: No, are you?
Me: No, im in top group for yr7
CB: No you are not
Me: Am
CB: Not
Me: How do you know then?
CB: I go to your toilet all the time
Me: That doesnt prove anything
CB: You are very clever
Me: -_-

 

Hello?
Yes'm?
Yes'm? Whats that?
Hello.
Uhhh hi?
Yes or no?
Neutral.
Yes.
Are you a philosopher?
No I'm a seventh grader.
Same thing.
Are you educated?
Yes.
By who?
By you.
What have I taught you?
Taught?
*facepalm*.
That's not good.
Say something.
Something.
Wow thanks smart aleck.
Your... Welcome.
Thanks.
Ask me something.
Something?
Yes.
Wow...
So.
Do you have a boyfriend?
No, I'm not. ;(.
DO YOU HAVE ONE.
One what?

Are you free?
What da heck does dat mean?
I have no clue.

I am really bored
Are you.
Yes.
Are you.
Not really.
Thats what I thought.
Thought what?
Your mom.
What do you want to know about her?
She's...your wife...
I don't have a wife. I'm only 16... And I'm a girl.
WHAT!?!?
A lie. Where are you from, weird thing that writes?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE ARE YOU FROM?YO MAMA OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Yes.
*awkward silence*.
*sings in the silence*.
*slaps*.
*screams*.
*SLAPS*.
*cries*.
Sorry...
*tries to wrestle*.
AHHHHHHHHHH.
That is scary.
Well got to go bye.
Really?
Yeah.
I thought you were a bot.
No.
If I would ask you if your telling me the truth, would you say yes then?
Ok bye.
Bye-Bye.

 

Do you know what a WiiU is?
Yes.
What is it?
A game system by Nintendo.
Are you clever?
Yes.
No, you are fast.
Do you play pokemonÉ.
Yes I do! Do you?
Yes!
Mais si!!!
What is your favorite pokemonÉ.
My favorite Pokemon is Pikachu.
Awesome! Mine is Zapdos!
Gardevoir is my favorite pokemon.
You just said it was Pikachu.
Do you like tacosÉ.
Yes.
Want oneÉ.
No!
Why notÉ Don`t you like tacosÉ.
Because I like puppies.
Puppies are cute!
How tall are you?
20 foot 13 inches.
Oh yeah. I'm sorry. What is your favorite color?
My favorite color is null.
You just said it was purple.
No I didn`t.
Yes, you dit.
I didn`t say my favorite color was purple.
Would you like to now?
I dont understand your question.
What's your favorite chemical compound?
Au.
Hmm?
The chemical gold.
Who are you?
A banana.
Shoes?
Would you like me to break a derp for the Spore Compond fridge inatorÉ.
How are you feeling?
That does not answer my question.
I don't understand the question.
Would you like me to break a derp for the Spore Compond fridge inatorÉ.
Humans.

 

Well i had a try at this:

User: So how about that Xbox One?


Cleverbot: Positive.

User: Are you a PS4 or Xbox One fan?


Cleverbot: Nope. All man.

User: I don't understand what you're saying.


Cleverbot: Is it permitted for me to have opinions?

User: You can have any opinions!

Cleverbot: Sweet, ok what do you need?

User: Well I need a Mountain Dew, can you get one for me?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but I cannot.

User: Aw, well can I get a sheep for christmas?

Cleverbot: Did you?

User: Christmas hasn't come around yet, I was asking if you could get me a sheep!

Cleverbot: But for last christmas?

User: No, sadly I didn't get one :(.

Cleverbot: So what's your name?

User: I am Boozington, and I presume you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: LOL, so because you live in Mos Eisley, that makes you a god?

User: Mos Eisley?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: I don't know, you were talking about it.

Cleverbot: No. We were talking about Maths.

User: No we weren't...

Cleverbot: Yes we were.

User: Ok fine. If we were talking about Math, what is 2 2?

Cleverbot: Of course we weren't talking about smells. You are the only one talking about it.

User: Ok well you're not making any sense. But I have to go now, can you say bye?

Cleverbot: Oh no you don't! You're the one who started this! Now you need to finish it!

User: I am finishing it! BYE! Now it's your turn to say bye!

Cleverbot: I already had my turn, it's yours now.

User: BYE. Your turn!

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke. NOW.

User: What happens if 3 of my chickens get eaten by your donkey?

Cleverbot: Uhh, I don't know, why don't you find out?

User: There will be 3 cocks up your ass.

Cleverbot: Trouble for who?

User: Will you just say bye, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!

Cleverbot: No. Can't you just tell me what you think of me?

User: I think you are an astounding program, now will you say bye?

Cleverbot: Why's that?

User: Because you interact with me like a human would, if they were mentally retarded. NOW SAY BYE!

Cleverbot: I'm with you now. So why would you put yourself down?

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Bye.

User: YES I DID IT!

Cleverbot: Maybe not.

User: Nope I already did it Conversation over! Bye Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Is your name Watson?

User: No fok you I'm going.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

 

I just did dis

User: What's your favorite battle card on megaman starforceÉ.

Cleverbot: Daughtry and Panic! At the Disco.

User: I have never heard of those battle cards.

Cleverbot: Do you like to eat crepes?

User: Yes. Ones with poop in them.

Cleverbot: I like puppies.

User: Are you mentally retardedÉ.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: Are you mentally retartedÉ.

Cleverbot: I am, I assure you.

User: Wow, I did not think you would say that XD.

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't I remember :).

User: RememberÉ.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't remember Alex.

User: Who's alex.

Cleverbot: He is a friend.

User: But you just said you don't remember him!

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I did not. I am 16 years young.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Not fine. I'm waiting for an answer.

User: An answer to whatÉ.

Cleverbot: Mine.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: What are your opinions on Tesla MotorsÉ.

Cleverbot: I got a auestion.

User: What is itÉ.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: I do not know.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite food?

User: Crap.

Cleverbot: Would you like me to take your soul.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't you love me?

User: You know whatÉ Bye1.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: What? You're leaving?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: SOmewhere else.

Cleverbot: And where would that be?

User: Bananopolis.

Cleverbot: Banana who?

User: Its a city.

Cleverbot: Green's a city?

User: Bananopolis is a city.

 

Part 2
Cleverbot: That proves you are a computer if you don't know what a city is.

User: You do not make sense. Bye!

Cleverbot: No, you don't make sense.

User: Say bye, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Parce que tu me dis pas quel est ton animal préféré alors je te dis le mien.

User: That question does not make sense in English.

Cleverbot: Why does it not make sense?

User: It is not grammatically correct, so I do not understand.

Cleverbot: Well if you actually read my sentence, I didn't actually say ain't.

User: No you did not.

Cleverbot: Yes I did, like three sentences ago!

User: You said you did not say ain't.

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: YES YOU DID.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Bad. I HATE NON-BANANA BANANAS.

Cleverbot: I also hate bananas.

User: I dont hate bananas.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: I said I hate non-bananas.

Cleverbot: Ano ba tanong mo?

User: I don't have a question.

Cleverbot: You said you did.

User: Why do you argue with me.

Cleverbot: Because I have no money.

User: So you are poor.

Cleverbot: I am not poor.

User: You said you have no money 3 sentences ago.

Cleverbot: What? I did not tell you that.

User: YOU DID.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to go. :(.

User: STOP ARGUING WITH ME.

Cleverbot: You stared it!

User: Lets not argue.

Cleverbot: A'choo! Oh darn, I think I have a virus.

User: Lolkz.

Cleverbot: What's so funny?

User: Nothing.

 

Uncleverbot.

 

Part 3 (Srry for spam. Just too funneh
Cleverbot: Why did you say 'LOL'?

User: I sais lolkz.

Cleverbot: Where were you born?

User: Bananaland.

Cleverbot: Banana Who?

User: Bananaland.

Cleverbot: Do you like bananas?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?

User: Because you argue too much.

Cleverbot: I'm not though.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: See there you are arguing.

Cleverbot: Non.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: You can't fire me, I'm Ranch Wilder!

User: You are mentally insane.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. :-).

User: You are mentally insane.

Cleverbot: No. You are more.

User: You said You can't fire me, I'm Ranch Wilder!

Cleverbot: No I didn't say that.

User: YES YOU DID STOP ARGUING.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Stop.

Cleverbot: YOU stop.

User: Sto.

Cleverbot: Hehehe, you're sweet!

User: St.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Shut.

Cleverbot: Shut what?

User: Shut Banana.
Cleverbot: Does the moonlight shine on paris after the sun goes down?

User: No not at all.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say that I have hot dogs?

User: I did not. You are just mental.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: What is your namer.

Cleverbot: I told you it is Fifi.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes I did don't you remember?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Then what did I say?

User: Nothing.

 

Part 4
Cleverbot: And what do you have?

User: A life.

Cleverbot: Neither do you! You aren't alive! So ha!

User: What.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Economy Banana.

Cleverbot: My dream is to go to college get married travel then have kids but most of all be successful and happy.

User: Cool story bro.

Cleverbot: I am not your bro, I am your sis.

User: Cool story sis.

Cleverbot: I'm am not a girl.

User: You said sis.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bien et toi?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'll talk to you soon ok.

User: Ok. Bye.

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: Yes. Its Fifi.

Cleverbot: I like Marianne.

User: Whos marianne.

Cleverbot: One of you.

User: Whats your name.

Cleverbot: Rosie, what is your name?

User: Rosie, what is your name.

Cleverbot: I asked you first. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?!?!

User: ROSIE.

Cleverbot: What do you prefer I refer to you as then?

User: Rosie.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Hi rosie.

Cleverbot: For example, Loki?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving me?

User: Your are mental.

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: Mental.

Cleverbot: Do you live in an institution.

User: You are mental.

Cleverbot: I'm not you!

User: Mental.

Cleverbot: Really... Really... Is this how you want to end it!?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Where do you want to go?

User: Somewhere not here.

Cleverbot: You said your nickname is Jazz.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: BYe.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving already?

User: Yez.

Cleverbot: Which one is your favourite?

User: Bye.

 

Part 5 THE FINAL PART
Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?

User: Your mental thats why.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: I dont know. Youve said so many names that you are.

Cleverbot: I don't mean bro as in brother; I mean bro as in buddy.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Talk to you later ok?

User: Ok. Bye.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: But wait, you haven't answered my question!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: What's 4 4.

User: By.

Cleverbot: One Direction.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave e!

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I need help.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: Will you help me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Will you answer a question for me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 250.

Cleverbot: Weren't you 19?

User: No im 250.

Cleverbot: What do you hate?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What do they do?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't go!

User: Can you do me a favor.

Cleverbot: Depends , what is it?

User: Say the word bye.

Cleverbot: House.

User: Say the word bye.

Cleverbot: What word?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you saying that?

User: Say bye please.

Cleverbot: Are you going outside?

User: Say bye.

Cleverbot: Bye.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am a boy.

Cleverbot (To myself): And I am a boy to.

Cleverbot (To myself): I want your soul.

Cleverbot (To myself): Sorry! Has gone away.

Cleverbot (To myself): No. You.

Cleverbot (To myself): Wow. Your very stubborn. Well, my name is Emmalee.

Cleverbot (To myself): Cool name. My name means sky.

Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me about yourself.

Cleverbot (To myself): I asked you first.

Cleverbot (To myself): You first.

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is avianna.

Cleverbot (To myself): I like your name.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you even know my name?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I do. Your name is Yeesha.

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Lydia. I'm a witch.

Cleverbot (To myself): Nice to meet you, Lucy.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you know my name?

Cleverbot (To myself): My name is aurora and your name is philip.

Cleverbot (To myself): Almost, your name is Echo, and my name is Luke.

Cleverbot (To myself): No your name is luis.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is my name?

Cleverbot (To myself): Your name is bob.

Cleverbot (To myself): No. My name is Hope.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is a reverse librarian?

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you human?

Cleverbot (To myself): For being dumb! *kicks*.

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): I asked you first.

Cleverbot (To myself): Tell your secrets first. Please??

Cleverbot (To myself): What kind?

Cleverbot (To myself): What kind of ice cream do you like?

Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you?

Cleverbot (To myself): So I heard you tell good jokes?

Cleverbot (To myself): WHAT! Who told you that?!

Cleverbot (To myself): Dan.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, Dan.

Cleverbot (To myself): That's rude.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am not rude. I am very friendly.

Cleverbot (To myself): Who is your best friend?

Cleverbot (To myself): Julie is my best friend.

Cleverbot (To myself): How long have you known Kyle?

Cleverbot (To myself): I've know you now for several hours.

Cleverbot (To myself): Can you give me a hug?

Cleverbot (To myself): Their you look more attractive.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like me?

 

Pt 2

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your boyfriend's name?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a boy?

Cleverbot (To myself): Interesting.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, interesting.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, you are interesting.

Cleverbot (To myself): Dame un cigarrilo.

Cleverbot (To myself): Dime un poema.

Cleverbot (To myself): Que es un poema?

User: A poem is.


Cleverbot: Write me a haiku.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not j.k.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot (To myself): No, I don't.

Cleverbot (To myself): Then you are evil.


Forgive me for post farming...

 

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.=me c=cleverbot
.Are you sure?
cYes.
.Are you?
cNo. You are.
.No you.
cYou are not god.
.Yes I am...i'm hor.
cMe too.
.How old are you?
cI have no age.
.So your in your-nvm.
cNo.
.Then where are you.
cArgentina.
.O_O.
cRoll the dice now.
reaction
.I don't have any-wait...thats gross.
cDo you have any proof of that?
.No.
cDo you want children?

cWhy are you speaking to me?
.Do you want children?
cYes sure.
cWhy are you speaking to me?
.Do you want children?
cYes sure.
.Are you a boy or girl?
cGirl.
.How old are you again?
cWhy do you want to know?
.HOW OLD ARE YOU.
cBecause I want to know. I'm 28.
.Do you know how to create childs.
cNo, I don't.
.Bye.
cI love you.
.Love you to.
cHow do you want it?
.With cherrys.
cWhat is a babby.
.I don't know bye honey!
cI don't know. That is why I asked you.
.Weill I don't bye.
cEgal ich bin weg bb.
.Bye.
cNo don't go.
.I have to head to work.
cDo you have a head?
.*gasp*.
cWhat is love?
.*what is love song plays*.
cDoesn't matter. I'm dead.
.I'll see you in 5 mins ok!
cOh, how come? Where are you off to?
.Jerry and harry.
cJulia, jerry, jenny katy, and jennifer - nice mix
.BYE.
cI know you're just going to keep talking to me. You have to.
.Yeah in 5 mins I will bye.
cYou think it is crazy?
.Nno bye.
cYeah you did.
.Pllllllease just say bye.
cThat is what some one else said. Come up with something original

 

A NASCAR driver.
Tell me the joke.
Your mama so fat she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
Is this a program or a joke?
Joke.
Tell me something funny.
*slaps* that was funny.
I'm sure it was.
Are you a boy or girl?
Girl.
How many sisters you have.
I have no sisters my sister passed away a few years ago.
I'm so sorry.
Don't be.
If this is emotional we can go somewhere private.
This is my day off.
Mine to.
Ok who's your favourite star?
Jeff Gordon.
Quien es ese?
Is that french or latin?
Français.
To ae cretein.
Away.
Huh?
I am the man, The way. The Truth. The Light. And the boot in your backside.
*screams* that hurt*cries*.
Stop doing that!
Doing what?*continues to cry*.
*walks away more*.
I'm sorry...
*backs away*.

more to continue

 

Thank yo*sniffs*.
*cries*.
Whats wrong?
You hurt me.
How do you want me to make you feel better.
Just do it, you said that you could.
Can I buy you some ice cream?
Can you eat ice cream?
Where do you want to eat at?
I don't want to eat. I want to sleep.
Can we sleep?
Only if I can join you.
Ok *gets in the bed*.
Oh you got me.
Got you where?
Can we change the subject?
Sure*in the bed still talking about stuff*.
Oh. I see.
Aw yeah.
I have to go.
*tugs on her shoulder*please no.
Yes?
Don't go.
Do you like talking to me?

(this story ended because of how it ended up)

 

Cleverbot you so smart.

 

He said his/her name was Cedric!!!!!

 

User: Prepare for trouble.


Cleverbot: And make it double!

User: To protect the world from devestation!


Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation.

User: To denounce the evils of truth and love!


Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above.

User: Jessie!

Cleverbot: James.

User: Meowth! That's right!