Break A Wish foundation

Wish granted, but you're the only person there.

I wish i had a kitten.

 

Wish granted, but it dies in 30 seconds after you get it

I wish for a Revolt 2 iBUYPOWER gaming pc

 

Wish granted, however the pc is missing a vital component that went out of stock years ago.

I wish for happiness.

 

Wish granted, but everyone around you is sad.

I wish for friends
lol

 

wish granted but they hate each other.

i wish for a book

 

Wish granted! But it's Twilight.

I wish for a new guitar owo

 

Wish granted, but termites eat it.

I wish for glass.

 

Wish granted, but it cuts you and you bleed to death for 18 hours with no medical care

I wish for Money

 

Wish granted, but it's Monopoly money.

I wish I had a 2017 brand new car.

 

Wish granted, but it's the car from Monopoly.

I wish had no friends.

 

Wish granted, but then some creepy old guy sends you a friend request and you accidentally click Accept.

I wish had a Nintendo Switch

 

Wish granted, but it blows up after you use it for 1 minute.

I wish I was immortal.

 

Wish granted, but it is because you're trapped in a time loop of 15 seconds of doing homework :>

I wish school didn't exist

 

Wish granted, but you're never born because your parents met in high school, which they didn't go to.

I wish I had money.

 

Wish is granted, but your a racist, sexist, and ignorant pig with stupid blonde hair and you put your name on every American brand.

I was I wasn't wishing for a wish with and unwishful wish part.

 

ok

I wish I was dead forever

 

10 years after forever?
EDIT: Was deleted so - Wish granted, but only in videogames

Wish granted, conditions apply, items mustn't be sold separately, batteries not included.

I wish that my wish isn't granted.

 

i deleted that post so i wouldnt be embarrassed but i still kinda am embarrassed. so um... yeah

 

Wish is granted, you have a wish.

I wish I have a new ipad Mini

 

Wish granted, but it has a faulty screen that cannot detect touch.

I wish I could travel one year into the future.