Break A Wish foundation

wish granted but you only get it for 12 hours

i wish for a computer microphone

 

wish granted, but boom. it's has crappy audio quality.

i wish for a beautiful unicorn

 

you get a unicorn, but it's just a horse with an ice cream cone on its head.

I wish for a will to live.

 

Wish granted, but once you find it, you die.

I wish I had a cake.

 

Wish Granted, But the instructions on how to makr it are from How To Basic.

I wish I had money.

 

wish granted, but its only 5$

i wish to have to not clean my fcking studio :<

 

Wish granted, you got kicked out.

I wish for world peace

 

wish granted, but you have to move to mars

i wish for $500, an XBOX, a new laptop, a playstation, and a 15" flatscreen tv.

 

wish granted but you only get $250, and the consoles dont connect or work, and the tv is cracked

i wish for a glow in the dark fidget spinner

 

Wish granted. In addition to glowing in the dark, it's also only visible in the dark and during the day it's invisible.

I wish for some good-tasting ice cream.

 

wish granted, except that it melts too quickly for you to get an actual taste of this delicious ice cream

i wish for smores

 

Wish granted, but every part of the smore is rotten and expired, so you get a stomach virus.

I wish I had friends.

 

wish granted, but your friends betray you again and again.

i wish that i had art skills

 

wish granted, but batman thinks you're not worth his time anymore

i wish i had a credit card

 

wish granted, but the amount goes into negatives
I wish I was Batman for a day.

 

wish granted, but joker thinks you're not worth his time anymore.
i wish for a cheese quesadilla

 

Wish granted, buts is 13 years out of date

I wish for a hug from @Electric_Demon

 

Wish granted.

But he's resigned and will never pay attention to you again.


(pls cm bk elec)

 

I wish people would make wishes

 

Wish granted, but its not on this thread

I wish for a knife