Brain fart moments.

Friend: 52
OtherFriend: 52 is a multiple of 2
Me: 46

 

*About to leave*

*Looks for phone*

*Realizes phone is in hand*

._.

 

Exhibit A:
Teacher: G19! (That's my class number) Surname?
Me: *says surname*
Teacher: Okay. Talk about the blackboard.
Me: *after a moment* Today, I'll be talking about the blackboard. My favorite blackboard is the whiteboard.

Exhibit B:
Teacher: Sine 30 degrees is...?
Me: *after ten seconds* Sine is y over radius, so sine 30 is one half... I don't know.
Teacher: *gives three points to my recitation grade and whole class laughs*

Exhibit C:
Me: *puts on sunglasses* *takes cap* *takes camera* Wait, where are my sunglasses? *puts watch on* Where's my watch?! *pockets phone* *checks camera* *puts knife in pocket* WHERE IS MY PHONE?! *digs through pocket to find phone* HEWLY CRAEP WHERE IS MY HAT?!

 

At Camp

Friend1: Max,get your stuff we leave soon
Me: Ok gimme a sec
Friend2: have you guys seen my wallet?
Me and Friend1: Nope
Me: BTW wheres The Frick my Luggage!!!
Friend1 & 2: You're holding it -_-

 

When I look around the entire house for something that I realize two hours later is in my hand.

 

Changed my Windows password, next morning forgot the pass...
Had to do a lot of shizzzz to get it back...
Yeah...

It's not my biggest Brain Fart, but it's the most recent..

 

Those moments when you read a very hard book, and you reach a very easy word and you don't know what it means, like:
In the parlor, both of them sat down for a nice, relaxing haircut.

Me:What the heck does both mean? hmmm...is it pronounced bo-ath, or bot (H is silent)
Oh wa-

And when I went to the fridge to get some food, I was like, "Uhh what am I here for again?", so I leave, and then I remember.

Brain Farts :/