Battle the person above you

I break your Rubik cube using a flame thrower (melt)
I make a shield out of Chuck Norris (There's a way to destroy him)

 

I break your shield with Bruce Wayne
I make a shield out of SCHOOL (don't even think about breaking it)

 

I break your shield using an airplane.

I make a shield out of hands.

 

I break your shield with feet

I make a shield out of air (Don't judge)

 

Skrew le poleec

 

I blow the air away, you are vulnerable now!

I make a shield out of shields

 

I break the shield with a shield of shields from shield lanai shields
I make a shield out of chicken nuggets

 

I destroy it with ketchup
I make a shield out of LOLCATS (this goes to @Ninjaman4646

 

I destroy it with NYANCATS
I make a shield out of NYAN CARS (no typo, nyan cars)

 

I eat the shield, and now I can fly.

I make a shield out of everything

 

I break the shield with everything +1
I make a shield of derpiness

 

Overloads the derpyness with more derp.

I MAKE A SHIELD OUT OF EVERY MEMBER OF THE SERVER >:D

 

I make a shield of forums so they all get hooked on it forever @Nether0
I make a shield of flying dugongs