Badass things you did when you were a kid?

Since I'm technically still a kid, the only "bad" thing I can think of that I do, though most people do this, is stay up pass my curfew.

 

I didn't think anyone would ask about this to be completely honest but here's how the strory goes:

I was walking down this river with a my sister and two other friends. The river was cold as fuck, okay? It was up near mount Shasta. Trinity forest, if you know where that is. We found a rock that was about ten feet high, so we decided we should jump off of it into the river. Everyone had jumped except for me, and they warned me about a stick in the river. They told me to jump a bit to the left, which I did a little, but not left enough. So I jumped off of a ten foot high rock onto a stick.

I don't think I'll ever be able to have children.

 

Umm okay this is very weird, but I asked my dad for a soda he said no when I was 4 and I ummm... Bit his butt lol.

 

o_o

 

That is not losing virginity. That is getting hit in the nuts.

 

It also means that you don't have to pay for child services ever.

 

Lol69

I know the difference if course, it was just a vague term man