Awkward Pickup Lines

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  1. dinoceros

    dinoceros Donator

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    [​IMG]
    xd
     
    dinoceros, Jul 9, 2015
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  2. GlowInTheDark

    GlowInTheDark Thought I was an atheist, til I realized I'm a god Donator

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    Are you a parking ticket? Cuz u got fine written all over you
    You may fall from a ladder, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is in love with me <"
     
    GlowInTheDark, Jul 9, 2015
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    "Nice legs, what time do they open?"
     
    Krewlex, Jul 9, 2015
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Im sh*t at poetry,
    nice t*ts.
    (not really a pickup line, sh.)
     
    _Ri, Jul 9, 2015
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  5. dinoceros

    dinoceros Donator

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    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
    dinoceros, Jul 9, 2015
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    "Hey girl did you get those pants on sale? Cuz they're %100 off at my place."
    What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
    My zipper... Lmao
     
    NoRhyme, Jul 9, 2015
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  7. Kick_In_Ass_

    Kick_In_Ass_ Lol Donator

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    Do you have a twin sister?
    "No"
    Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world.


    You look like my first wife.
    "How many times have you been married?"
    Never.
     
    Kick_In_Ass_, Jul 9, 2015
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    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven ?
    Coz you got the face of an angel
     
    Killy_Kiid, Jul 9, 2015
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  9. ValentineAmy

    ValentineAmy in college Donator

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    image.jpg
     
    ValentineAmy, Jul 9, 2015
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  10. Caity

    Caity according to all known laws of aviation.. Donator

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    oh this reminds me of when i posted cheesy pickup lines on some profiles
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    Caity, Jul 9, 2015
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    Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.

    Can I punch you in the face *pauses* with my lips!
     
    ZakMuir, Jul 9, 2015
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  12. momand

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    momand, Jul 9, 2015
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    gibbson3 Legend l Gibby

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    Nice
     
    gibbson3, Jul 9, 2015
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    Are you an orphanage?

    Because I want to give you children.
     
    j0sef, Jul 9, 2015
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    OMG I SAID THAT IN THE LAST THREAD XD
     
    Emeritus_IV, Jul 9, 2015
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    I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
     
    nivels, Jul 9, 2015
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    Did you just fart? Because you blew me away
     
    Merander, Jul 10, 2015
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  18. Netherr

    Netherr Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    Hey girl you remind me of a wrench, everytime I look at you, my nuts tighten up.
     
    Netherr, Jul 10, 2015
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    Nice shoes wanna fuck?
     
    namename321, Jul 10, 2015
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    jerkboy2006 Lord of the slimes. c:

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