Awkward Pickup Lines #1

I'm not sure if this was used or not, but whatever.

"Are you a professional at wrestling? Cause you just knocked me out!"

 

Baby, you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop,

 

'You must be sunburned if you always look that hot.'
'Mind if I take a picture of you? I need to show Santa what I want for Christmas.'
Lol xDD

 

Hey bby, wanna come to mah shed?

No srsly, stay out of my shed

 

Your clothes are making me really uncomfortable
Please take them off.

 

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I just noticed that I posted that before you :P

 

Boy: I was gonna tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long
Girl: I was gonna tell you a joke about my pussy, but you'll never get it.

 

Uur hawt, wanna make out?

Boy to girl: "hey do have a bandage?"
Girl: "no, why?"
Boy:" It's just because I hurt my knee falling for you."

Boy to girl: "excuse me, is there an Airport nearby?"
Girl:"no, why?"
Boy:"because my heart took off when you walked by."

I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look