Awkward Pickup Lines #1

I was like huh? for 1 second than I started bursting out with laughter xD

 

I was going to say a pickup line but it would be a little too inappropriate lol

 

I heard it does not matter if u bump threads on random spam.

Anyways.

Girl, you got some big spaghetti bowls on your chest.

 

There's only going to be 7 planets left after I destroy URANUS XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

 

Sorry for the double post
My phone is broken. I think it needs your number (ba-dum tssss)
EDIT: This isn't a pickup line, but it is related to the topic.
A dick has a sad life
Its hair is a mess
Its family is nuts
Its neighbor is an asshole
Its best friend is a pussy
And its owner beats him

 

Nice legs. What time do they open?

 

If your left leg is Christmas and your right leg is Thanksgiving, can I go between the holidays.
Hey, are you my appendix? Because I don't understand what you do, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

 

Hey baby (@ItsStartheFox) are you the sunrise?
Because I am the sun, and you are making me rise ;)

 

I like my bone like I like my middle finger.
Straight up.

 

St

stole that from Willy xD

 

Hi! I am 6, do you want to be my 9?

 

Hold onto my weiner tonight while I look for some buns.
pls no warnings staff i luv u

 

Know whats on the menu? Me,n,u.

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm using my hand, but I am thinking of you

 

Nice ass.

*She turns around*

No wait turn back around I wasn't done.

 

Hey girl, are you a fire detector?
cuz you really fuckin loud and annoying.

 

xD Not sure of any of these are used yet, but oh well. <3
'I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together.'
'Did the sun just come up, or did you smile?'
'Kiss me if I'm wrong but don't dinosaurs still exist?'