Awkward Pickup Lines #1

I don't take showers, cuse when I don't, im dirty.
Wanna play family life? The more we play, the harder i get.
Wow, your really high. wanna play with me?
Oh my, you broke a bone? Ill give you one.
We both have different sex. Your a boy and im a girl. Wanna see if that fact is true? ;)
What type of stuff do you make? Cuse i wunnu make out.
and much more... 2 or 1 like for the most dirtiest comment i made.

 

did you fall from the sky?
because u look like a dead bird
this is why i get allllll da boiz

 

I have like a million more but Im too lazy right now.

 

My bone is beautiful

 

Are you a beaver? Cause damn

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, nice tits

 

Are you a carpenter. Because you gave me a woody.

 

except me
yet i want you so bad..

 

I bet you're forever alone, so be with me since we're forever alone
NOT.

 

Im gay. May I be your girlfriend?

 

Do you have a band aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

 

Hey, Baby! Todays word: legs. Let's go spread the word!
plz no warnings staff ._.

 

1)R u bacon?
Cuz u sizle!!

2) IM GONA DIE IN 5 DAYS UR SO UGLY 2 AND PETTY I BET ULL DO IT!


3) LUFFF ME I HAZ PRobLEM

4) Heard of gwamma? I use it, but I have a slur.... DATW ME

5) *this is the best strategy* *act like a 5yr old and dance like nobodys watching* DO U LLUFF MA DANCEINZG!

 

Omg these pickup lines xD

 

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine apple!

 

Do you like Harry Potter? Because I got Hogwarts.

 

Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you've got FINE written all over you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

(Drop an ice cube on the floor) Now that I have broken the ice...

 

Im not a drummer, but i'd gladly bang you.

 

When I saw you from across the room. I passed out cold and hit my head against the floor...I am going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.