Anti-Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussion / Real life stuff' started by nthi, Sep 1, 2014.

  1. Ninjaman

    Ninjaman Goodbye letter in info page

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    DEAD BABY JOKES FTW
    What's white, yellow, and at the bottom of a pool?
    A baby with slashed floaties.

    What's green, yellow, and at the bottom of the pool?
    Same baby 3 weeks later

    What's white, red, and in all 4 corners of a room?
    A baby playing with a razor.

    How do you get 10 dead babies into a box?
    With a blender.
     
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  2. nthi

    nthi Donator

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    .... Not to be a stick in the mud here, but bison and buffalo are completely different.
     
  3. Creamcol77

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    You just poked my wet dirt with your stick. Monster. I bet you broke that off of me. Cuz I'm a tree. I was just wounded. 911 pls.
     
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