(ama) im bored, enlighten me

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  1. teitan

    teitan ‏‏‎ Donator

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    you know, we might as well open an AMA subforum on this website.


    hello whoever the fuck is reading this,
    god bless you, first of all, for reading a thread made by forum user NESMITO, i honestly appreciate it.

    probably only 10-15 people will click on this thread and only 1-2 will reply. we already know that probably 1/3 of the active forum population has hit the IGNORE button on me, but hey, its ok i dont really mind lol

    as you can see, i am bored, so enlighten me. ask me whatever the hell you want. go ahead i wont bite <3

    Q: show ur face
    A: enlighten me first

    Q: ur ugly lol
    A: motherfucker how did you guess my middle name

    Q: why are u always so fucking annoying
    A: i have deep rooted psychological issues that cannot be fixed. i have a lot on my mind and idk how to control myself from not expressing it to someone lol

    Q: are u really a female
    A: yes ma'am

    Q: are u really mexican
    A: si senor, yo soy del rancho

    Q: are u really 15
    A: do i look like im 4

    Q: ur literally so fucking irrelevant on these forums
    A: ha ha hell yeah irrelevant is my second middle name

    Q: kys
    A: :eek:

    Q: are u even ashamed of being born and raised in the southeast USA?
    A: hell no

    Q: y do u say "god bless" a lot, ur not even religious
    A: i have a tendency i cannot control

    Q: ...
    A: yes i love to play UNO, in fact i am so good at UNO, i can kick your ass at UNO, i can kick your uncles ass at UNO, i can kick your girlfriends ass at UNO, i can kick my own ass at UNO

    go ahead y'all , ask me questions.
    even if u only read this thread and dont ask any questions, i hope y'all have a blessed day.
    thank u and god bless
     
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    who is the one true god
     
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  3. Rivenze

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    Favorite food?
     
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    Bartolo Colón (born May 24, 1973) is a Dominican American professional baseball pitcher for the Atlanta Braves of Major League Baseball (MLB). Nicknamed Big Sexy,[1] he previously played in MLB for the Cleveland Indians (1997–2002), Montreal Expos (2002), Chicago White Sox (2003, 2009), Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (2004–2007), Boston Red Sox (2008), New York Yankees (2011), Oakland Athletics (2012–2013), and New York Mets (2014–2016).

    Colón won the American League Cy Young Award with the Angels in 2005, when he led the American League in wins. He is a four-time MLB All-Star.

    Entering the 2016 MLB season less than two months shy of his 43rd birthday, Colón is the oldest active player in Major League Baseball and also holds the distinction of being the last active Major Leaguer to play for the Montreal Expos.[2] Colón became the oldest MLB player to hit his first career home run at the age of 42.[3]

    would you believe me if i told you i really like aloe vera?
    i really really like tacos, french fries, and pepperoni pizza.
     
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    whats your favorite thing to suck??
     
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  6. Rivenze

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    Me too.
     
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  7. teitan

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    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
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    You're my wonderwall? Jk

    Will you be my friend?
     
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    Is there any reason why YOU NEVER OPEN SNAPCHATS SKSIWHSBDBFFG
     
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    Oasis????????????????????????????
    first you have to perform a ritual where you listen to Revolution #9, four times, at midnight, on full blast, while chopping onions in the dark. after you're done then maybe we can talk

    just kidding, ya we can be friends :,)

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
     
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    Will u marry me ???????????????????
     
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    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    WILL U HAVE 25 CHILDREN WITH ME ?????
     
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    OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Who's your favourite Beatles member and why is it Paul McCartney?
     
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    In all seriousness,

    I don't even know why Paul is my favorite Beatle hahahahah.

    He's like, my favorite and the one I hate simultaneously.

    First of all I'm gonna state the obvious:
    He is cute af.
    Sometimes he was the hot one, and made girls shit their pants.

    Second: he has literally the most soothing voice I shit you not.

    Third: we have some stupid shit in common.
    We have black hair!!! We're both horses according to the Chinese zodiac!!! We both second handedly embarrass everyone!!!

    Fourth: he play musica.
    I get it, the other three guys did this too but I'm so far up Paul's ass, I'm starting to see daylight.

    Fifth: he is Dead but still alive
    I love Paul and Faul
    (Is a joke, he's obviously alive)


    Anyway I think that's it, I honestly don't know why Paul is my favorite. Either that or I don't know how to express my love and gratitude for him into a string of words that make sense haha
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    favorite band piece and favorite composer?
     
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    (haha thanx for reviving this thread, im bored again <3)

    first of all,,, how dare you,,, making me choose my favorite band pieces...
    i cant really choose just one so im choosing these two we did in 7th grade haha


    (i absolutely love this one bc it changes its tempo from 4/4 to 6/8 aaaaaaa)


    my favorite composer HAS TO BE the Glenn Miller,
    i may sound biased but im actually a huge fan of Big Bands and he played trombone lolol, plus we played two of his songs in jazz band during middle school and it was the best
    i also get psyched over Scott Joplin (because i also rlly love ragtime lmao)
    (AND PAUL MCCARTNEY YOU CANT FORGET ABOUT PAUL MCCARTNEY)


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    also somebody ask me what the weirdest website is lol
     
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    what is the weirdest website
     
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