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Umm, no. Katy don't got it. I am THE MOST FABULOUS. I don't have TIME to argue. I have princessy s**t to do. Nobody will EVER be prettier than me.
Then everyone got reinfected.
Everybody was infected with ebola.
Friends: @doyoureallythinkihavefriends? Enemies: @allofyouuglylittlenuggets
"Charlie, I'm not a bulimic. I'm a bulim-ist. I LOVE bulimia." -Sam from 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower"
I hate that. I also hate homework as a whole. The fact that you(the educational system) expect me to roam around a lame, often un-air-conditioned...
That reminds me of something I put on Instagram yesterday. I put up a picture of Lorde with Taylor Swift and said: White(adjective)- When you are...
That's not racist, at all. Unless you mean to say that blacks steal things all the time, or that we are "monkeys".
I used to be scared of heights, the dark, and witches. Now I'm scared of moths, spiders, having my house broken into when I'm home alone, and...
You're jelly. At least I have a palace.
I don't want him to get uglier, he ought to stay relatively pretty, is what I meant :P
I wish I had a British or Australian accent. I can listen to an English or Australian person talk for HOURS and I wouldn't get bored. I have a...
NO! NO DONUTS! Anra, if you eat those donuts...if you eat ANYTHING...you will be ugly. Don't turn ugly! Stay pretty!
What he said is that just because you rant about something does not mean it's a drama thread. Whatever you did was obviously seen as punishable....
It is, silly goose.
There's a holiday called Vaffeldågen!
Today I remembered that I have off Monday for Christopher Columbus Day. You have NO idea how much this pisses me off. I'd rather have Thursday off...
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
I once loved Kklm. Then he got me pregnant with triplets and ditched me. Then I loved Anra. He also ditched me, but with only one child. After...
Hmm. I would say that I love KFC as much as life itself, but that would be reinforcing the stereotype that black people can't live without KFC. So...