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"What can I say? I put the fun in funeral." -Sheldon Cooper
Not today, no. Grandaddy Smeg has a sore throat and isn't feeling very story-tell-y today. The thing that really fucking sucks about is that...
Grandaddy Smeg has a story. I was on a campout with my Boy Scout troop, and we were getting ready to cook dinner. I was in charge of helping two...
I want to combine the dog and the octopus to make the dogapus. Teehee, BBT references...
MUCH MISSED OPPORTUNITY, SUCH I FEEL DUMB!
You can't spell slaughter without laughter :D
[ATTACH] Bitch please. [ATTACH] ^This is how fabulous I am. I am THE original bad bitch. You are just a thirsty serf who thinks she can steal my...
Yeah...No. It's actually a pretty racist assumption -_- Fried chicken was actually a tradition started by the Scots, who would deep fry chicken in...
If you aren't interested in me ranting about my life, please, just leave. I don't want to bore you with my raging. As most of you know, I am...
You're as sweet as vinegar pie *blows kiss* Also, lemons aren't bitter, they're sour. Grapefruits are bitter. After all I've done to make you...
I used to do soccer, basketball, swimming and karate. Now I do something called Tumbling.
