Comments on Profile Post by JoeyBACONBacon

Orly? Want to compare this shiz nao? Mmk.

1) Bars are open until 4am (heh)
2) Manhattan Cocktail was made here.
3) New Yorkers live longer than most people
4) We invented hip-hop and do it better than any other city
5) Seasame Street was invented here

6) With $50, you can own a piece of NYC. :)
7) Responsible for the most useless inventions
8) Best-tasking tap water bro
9) Largest Jewish population (I'm not Jewish tho, lel)
10) CITY NEVER SLEEPS

*tasting
*useful
lol whoops

lolwut
5.Sesame Street is Newark, NJ, but it's Philadelphia-based now.
Sesame Place is in Langhorne, and it's owned by SeaWorld.

6. With zero dollars, you can take a chip from the road in Philadelphia...

and NYC, for that matter*
1. Bars shmars
2. Cocktails schmocktails
3. LOLNOPE, all that sewage-y air and cigarette smoke
4. UHHHHHhhhhhhHHHHHhhhh, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is from Philadelphia.
7. like wat....
8. Tap water tastes the same everywhere...
9. Largest Jewish population: Tel Aviv, (the town in New York just has the highest density, it's not the same thing)
10. You sleep, don't you?

I do have to give something to you, One World Trade Center is pretty cool.

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/things-to-do/50-reasons-why-nyc-is-the-greatest-city-in-the-world?pageNumber=4

Don't blame me ;-;

I'm sorry, but Joey wins
NYC is really overrated, I go there quite often and even I admit it's not as good as they say :3

Pff
I live in Manhattan, I know how it is. It can be a pain sometimes, but that's the life style here, take it or leave it. d:

Well, since you are a Manhattan lamp, I suppose it's not all too difficult for you XD

XD
Noooowwww you get it. :P

Well, what about when people stick gum on you?

o.o
... Pretty sure people don't do that to lamps...
UNLESS YOU DO :O

In NYC?
You live in the place, haven't you seen the amount of gum?
Haven't you seen the subways and the trains? XD

YES I CAN FINALLY COMMENT
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But I'm a Manhattan lamp, remember?
I'm not the subways or the rains ._.
Get it straight lol

I don't many lamps on the rains, either.

;-; I made a typo, geez.

*Trains

Or was it a typo?
Maybe you live on rains.

Heh
Hehhehhe
No. :)

Joey is going to get so many notifications because of all of the comments XD