Comments on Profile Post by KittyGoddess16

No, and I suggest you don't.

Can I open this adorable bottle?

No, or else.

But it looks harmless...

It will most likely suck you in along with the other soul.

....... uhhh how about a super complecated chain reaction that opens the bottle from a distance?

If you are the opener, you are the one who gets sucked in, no matter the distance.

So if the super complex machine opens it will the whole machine get sucked in?

Is it living in any way?

Well it isn't a "human" type of living it's more of a mechanical type of living. :3

Then it works, but anything within a 5-foot radius also gets sucked in for a matter.

Wait havnt you ever been sucked into a bottle from opening it?

I'm immortal, and I control it, of course not. I do it on purpose, and I make the bottles so they cannot take me.

Wait so how does being immortal have to do with anything. I'm immortal I'm a goddess. GODS DONT DIE. duh

Emphasis on the design of my bottle, I made it so that they wouldn't take me in.

How do u know this bottle is yours?

I have my ways Kitty, trust me.

Also I dont even know if it has an actual soul in it.

As long as it is my bottle, it will 99% of the time, contain a soul.

Ok... so what if I break it?

If you break it, the bottle will emit a death like sound, thus sending that soul to the "nether," in minecraft terms.

Sooo can I break it?

If you don't care for a kitten, then be my guest. If you care about kittens, don't break it and give it back.

It's a kitten D:???

It is indeed a kitten, a newborn too.

... You should open the bottle and let me take the soul with me to kitty heaven

Why would I do that? I am already in a contract of a sort with *Cough* @MappyTurtle *Cough.*

It is my job as the goddess of kitties to ensure that the souls of kitties make it to the promised land.

Once a soul is mine, it is mine, nothing you can do about it goddess.

Well I believe that this soul was stolen. And I want it back. Every kitty should go to heaven.

The soul was stolen, but it is in my possession. *Takes bottle.* Good day.

*starts to cry as shadow walks away*

*Ignores.*

No!!! *flys down and hits shadow*

*Kitty goes through Shadow.* You realize anything goes through me if I wish, correct? Don't try anything stupid.

Hehe well then... now that I'm here I'll take that *grabs bottle*

*Looks at the bottle, wonders why I had so many decoy bottles.* Eh, alright, "You win." Now shoo.

1. Decoy?
2. You need to open it I can't just take the bottle...

1. I have a lot of "Decoys." meaning they are fake.
2. You can take the decoy bottle, I have hundreds of them, and why would I open one for you anyways? You would just free the soul.

Yes the soul would then come with me to kitty heaven where it belongs... now please will you open it?

No. Once my soul, forever my soul. Simple as that.

What am I supposed to do with a bottle? The soul is what I want free.

Nothing. It's not like I am willing to free the kitten's soul. I took it and it stays that way. :/

... Not willing to free a soul... how many souls have you "willingly" released?

Of all of them? None.

*currently looking for thread where shadow put me in a bottle then proceeded to release me.*

? I have? I don't recall that. I guess that means I should put you back in the bottle?

HELL NO!

Best reaction so far. Anyways, you had to bring that back up, so you are now officially a target.

o.o shit... *throws smoke bomb and dissapears*