Comments on Profile Post by Noahnoobfax

hello mr. butcher man
i'm here to donate food for your hungry babies
i taste delicious

Omg xD

*Butcher* Thank you!
Takes out knife

wait
i have to freshen up
let me die sexy at least

Hot bacon

sexy
saucy
hot
slutty
delicious
attractive
bacon.

Red
Juicy
Saucy?
Crunchy
Bacon







Squishy

noah, do I satisfy your needs
am I that sexy piece of bacon that everyone wants
AM I












































bacon

You do satisfy
Youre the juiciest bacon on earth
YOU ARE














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