Comments on Profile Post by LaurentYuri

While playing as Scout, use your speed to your advantage and RUUUN BISH RUNNNN.

While playing as Soldier, yell things about America to motivate yourself. Disclaimer: Enemies may crap stars and stripes for years after doing so.

While playing as Pyro, burn everything you see in case of a cloaked or disguised Spy. If friendly fire is on, disregard other people's comments, you're helping your team by actually making sure.

While playing as Demoman, sticky jump everywhere and blast everyone. Do not leave your important points or intelligence. Actually, shout "fraeeedoooommmm" while everyone else in your house is staring like you as if you have been turned into a cabbage.

While playing as Engineer, have someone twang chords on a guitar, even though said person cannot play a guitar. Speak in a Texan accent and think about gunbending and how Texas is the most badass state in the US of A.

While playing as Heavy, you are officially granted power to massacre everyone you see. Slowness is not an issue if you're there to just PWN EVERYONE ELSE IN THEIR FACE.

While playing as Medic, either call me to assist you in your homicide or be a Medic. Either heal everyone or kill everyone. If you end up ubercharging the wrong person, or even the enemy Spy, complain to your parents. Keep calm and be a good Medic.

While playing as Sniper, always have your Jarate at the ready. When anyone comes withing a 100 yard radius from you, try to Jarate them. If teammates are on fire, Jarate them. If you don't have anything to do, get away from that nest and Jarate your enemies. If you manage to Jarate a disguised Spy, celebrate after slaughtering him.

While playing as a Spy, hold a disguise kit and crouch. See if you become an epic Spycrab, then pwn the enemies.

When you get a hat, THROW A DAMN PARTY.