Why Did I Not Choose Direct Tv? (Chain Reaction Game Based On The Commercials)

Have you seen those hilarious DirectTV commercials where a HUGE chain reaction happens because you didn't choose DirectTV? This is that, except anything could happen! Basically, a forever-lasting never-ending chain reaction happens because your cable company raised your monthly payment. (oh, and please do NOT use any trolls, Chuck Norris, or things from the DirectTV commercials.)
Example:
Your cable company raised your monthly payment.
When your cable company raises your monthly payment, you want to get away from modern problems.
When you want to get away from modern problems, you see a cheesy 1950's romance movie.
When you see a cheesy romance movie, you puke a gazillion times.
And so on.
Here we go!
Your cable company raised your monthly payment.
EDIT: Please be realistic. No reincarnations, or you blowing up 100 times. No death either.(Pointed look at Mr_Ruthless)EDIT: Mr_Ruthless, stop saying "you shoot everyone" or "you blow up 100 times". It is annoying to the participators of this game. QUIT IT!




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I start "My cable company has slow internet"

 

"When you have slow internet, you become slower."

 

When you become slower, you start to get weak

 

when you get weak, you cry.

 

When you cry you eat icecream

 

when you eat icecream you get a brain-freeze.

 

When you get a brain freeze, your tv freezes

 

When your tv freezes, you can't watch DirectTV adverts

 

when you can't watch DirectTV adverts you scream

 

When you scream, you lose your voice

 

When you lose your voice you can't scream at direct tv for being awesome

 

When you can't scream at direct tv for being awesome, you stress out

 

When you stress out, you go crazy

 

When you go crazy, you go to jail

 

When you go to jail you start to get depressed

 

When you get depressed you self harm

 

When you self harm, you bleed

 

When you bleed, you slowly die.

 

When you slowly die, you quickly flash through memories of your life.