Total Drama Pasabogg Island Episode 1. "I Want Her Gone!" PG

Everyone's favourite most hated Reality TV host Chris McLean was standing on a dock of a brand new island.
"Yo!" he yelled, "we are running live on a brand new island! 20 veterans will return for another chance to win $1,000,000! There should be lots of drama! What does this season have in store for us? Find out now on Total Drama Pasabogg Island!"

"Alright we will meet our veterans now from Generation 1!" announced Chris as a boat pulled up, "please welcome back Season 1 winner Owen, Season 2 finalists Beth and Duncan, Season 3 Winner Heather, our annoying kissing couple Geoff and Bridgette, our annoying bitchy C.I.T Courtney, our musician Trent, love seeking Cody, and our beautiful bootyful booty queen Leshawna!"
"Urgh, as much as I love competition, I did not want to return to YOUR shows McLean!" yelled Courtney so loudly that Geoff and Bridgette stopped kissing.
"Woah Courtney calm down!" cried Bridgette.
"Yea, just chill," said Geoff.
"I blow up your mansion, yet you let me return?" asked Duncan, "umm, ok?"
"I am going to crush Heather this time!" announced Leshawna.
"What, with your fat ass?" asked Heather.
"Oh no you di'n't!" yelled Leshawna.
"This is awkward," said Trent.
"I know," said Cody, "I thought more veterans would be competing this season."
"I shall prove that I can actually win," said Beth quietly to herself.
"Hi guys! Good to be back!" yelled Owen.

"Alright guys," said Chris, "you guys are now Team 1. Team 2 will be here soon on the next boat!"
"I hope Zoey comes, she was a good friend," said Duncan.
"Better not be Jo!" yelled Heather.
Then the second boat came up. 10 people walked out.
"Everyone," said Chris, "this is team 2. This team consists of people from Generation 2 and Generation 3. From Generation 2 we have our dumb jock Lightning, our creepy aurora whisperer Dawn, devious devil Scott, and All-Stars couple Zoey and Mike! From Generation 3 we have our annoying, fat, ugly loud mouthed fart monster Sugar, ("Hey!" cried Sugar) our Season 6 winner Sky, zombie fearing creep Shaun, evil bitchy twin Amy and our germ-a-phobe Dave!"
"I will kill you Sky!" yelled Dave as he grabbed a baseball bat and started chasing Sky.
"They have issues," muttered Duncan.
"Dave is just in need of love," whispered Dawn to Duncan.
Leshawna walked up to Amy.
"Hey gurl, wanna be friends?" she asked.
"No," replied Amy.
"Why not?"
"Because you are fat and I could get ebola!"
"Racist Chick!"
Mike and Zoey were gazing at the pretty sky.
"I am gonna crush you!" yelled Lightning.
"Whatever!" retorted Scott.

*CONFESSIONAL*

Amy: "I WANT HER GONE!"
Leshawna: "I WANT HER GONE!"
Mike: "It is good to be back!"
Dawn: "Karma will get you Scott."
Sugar: "I am gonna win! W-I-N-N WIN!"

*END CONFESSIONAL*

"Your challenge is for your team to all complete a quiz about the past 6 seasons. Your scores get combined with your teammates and the team with highest score wins!"

Questions:

Who got eliminated first on Total Drama Revenge of the Island?
Who got mutated in TDROTI?
How many girls has Alejandro tried to chat up?
What was the first challenge in Total Drama Island?
Who won Total Drama World Tour?
Which personality of Mike's was the evil one?
How many blondes have ever competed?
Why did Anne Maria quit in TDROTI?
What is Owen's favourite food?
How did Amy get eliminated in Total Drama Pahkitew Island?

Team 2:

"I am not doing the challenge!" cried Amy.
"This is stupid!" yelled Dave.
"Guys come on!" yelled Dawn, "we need to do the challenge to win!"
"Put sone effort into it," said Zoey.
In the end only Dawn, Sky, Mike, Zoey, Shaun and Scott decided to do the challenge.
"Guys I know the most answers so copy me!" cried Dawn.
"If I don't have to think too much then sure!" said Amy.

Team 1:
"Everyone do the best you can!" ordered Courtney.
"Who made you boss?" asked Duncan.
"Obviously she did," muttered Heather.
"Sierra will know!" said Cody as he grabbed out his phone.
"tut,tut,tut THATS CHEATING," said Chris.

*4 Hours Later.

"Team 1 got 69 in total and team 2 got 84, so Team 2 wins!!!" announced Chris, "Team 1 please choose your favourite loser!"

*Elimination Ceremony

"This season I read the votes one at a time," said Chris.
"First vote Bridgette.
Second vote Heather.
Third vote Heather.
Fourth vote Leshawna.
Fifth vote Courtney
Sixth vote Duncan
Seventh vote Heather
Eighth vote Duncan
Ninth vote Duncan
The person eliminated by a vote of 4-3-1-1-1 is Duncan!"

"Wow," said Duncan as a Helicopter picked him up and threw him in the ocean.

Find out what happens next time!