Your Minecraft Jokes! Have a go to win!

Discussion in 'General Discussion / Real life stuff' started by CrafterzFTW, Jan 3, 2015.

  1. CrafterzFTW

    CrafterzFTW

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    Hello, welcome to "your minecraft jokes".

    So... If you didn't already notice by the title, we are going to be sharing some awesome minecraft jokes!

    My jokes!
    1. What's a zombie pigman's favourite cereal?
    Golden Nuggets.
    1. What is your rating of Minecraft?
    It's top-Notch!
    1. How does Steve get his exercise?
    He runs around the block!
    1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To load the chunks!

    Comment your jokes down below!

    The best joke will win something... Not decided yet :D
     
    CrafterzFTW, Jan 3, 2015
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  2. TheBlackHamood

    TheBlackHamood Feel Pain, Accept Pain, Know Pain

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    why did steve craft?

    BECAUSE HE CANT MINE
    get it? no? k
     
    TheBlackHamood, Jan 4, 2015
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  3. Forestxm

    Forestxm hi :)

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    Why did the derp run to the bath

    Because he was already in the bathroom


    Picture of the derp: 45597-cc80a568a07b134744783755ce98dec3.jpg
     
    Forestxm, Jan 4, 2015
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  4. CriticalPvP_

    CriticalPvP_ Agent Z | [Legend]

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    What do zombies and skeletons sing in the morning?
    Answer: Burn baby burn

    Joke 2:
    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Interrupting cow
    Interuptin-
    MOOMOOMOMMMOOOOOO
     
    CriticalPvP_, Jan 4, 2015
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  5. Warden

    Warden Donator

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    Hey baby are you a chicken?
    because I'm allergic to feathers so I can't make any arrows.
     
    Warden, Jan 4, 2015
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  6. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    Why I am a pirate? Cuz it's and u all suck
     
    CaptainJackValdy, Jan 4, 2015
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  7. ~Bear

    ~Bear Awkward Little Bear

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    If they ever made a minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster
    bam
     
    ~Bear, Jan 5, 2015
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  8. Harold

    Harold Donator

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    Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party?
    He had a BLAST

    Hey gurl, are you a dirt block?
    Because
    ...
    I dig you
     
    Harold, Jan 6, 2015
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  9. Cloud3y

    Cloud3y ѕωєg

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    Cloud3y, Jan 6, 2015
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