Yo Mama Jokes

1) Yo mama so stupid, she thought nickelback was a refund
2) Yo mama so fat, when someone kills her in Call of Duty, they get a 5 person kill streak
3) Yo mama so ugly, One Direction, went the other direction
4) Yo mama so fat, the only thing stopping her from world domination is the door
5) Yo mama so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burn
6) Yo mama so ugly, Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that"
7) Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's
8) Yo mama so ugly, not even Goldfish Crackers smiled back
9) Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year and it's still printing
10) Yo mama so old, when she listened to Skrillex, she died

Well ya random yo mama jokes! :p

 

Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit

 

Yo mama's so dumb
She's dumb.

 

Yo Momma so physically responsible she got all dat on free layaway.
Thanks K-Mart commercials...

 

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the air, she got stuck
Yo mama so short she hang-glides on a Dorito
Yo mama so fat her blood type is O for Oreo!
Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood, he got diabetes!
Yo mama so stupid, she failed the blood test!
Yo mama so fat, she wears the asteroid belt

 

Yo mama is so fat
When she visits McDonalds, the only thing that can stop her is the door.

The only one I've ever heard :/

 

Yo Mama so fat, you don't even need internet anymore, because she's worldwide.

 

I'm going to lock this thread because I feel like some people might take this offensively :P
Just to be on the safe side :)