YO MAMA BATTLE! I know you've all wanted to...

Post YO MAMA jokes about the person that posted before you. For example, the person that posts after me would say-
"EthanH2pointO, YO MAMA's so FAT, you have to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side."
or something like that. Please keep it moderately appropriate.

 

Ethan, Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house i went in the front door and tripped out the back.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!

Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets!

 

Yokox, yo mama so fat, her cereal comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

 

Yo mama is so fat that she uses a paint-roller for her lipstick

 

Yo mama is so fat, she needed to hack WiiFit to complete the game!

 

ill do one. galladepow, yo mama so old, George Washington is in her yearbook.

 

Yo mama so fat, she overweight.

 

Yo mama so fat she sits next to everyone at the theater every movie!

 

Epic, Yo mama is such a mama that she's yo mama.

burned.

 

Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it causes global warming

 

Yo mama loves pudding so much, that she works at the pudding factory.

BAM BURNED.

 

Joey, Your mom is so fat, She eats YOU for breakfast, lunch, and dinner :O (Get it, cause you are a bacon)

 

Yo mama is so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they had to put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need the Internet, 'cause she's already worldwide.

Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate will expire tomorrow.

Yo mama is so hairy, even Chewbacca says damn.