Yet another NSFW convo with Spyro.

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Paging: @eaglebread_ @SpyroTheNightmare

Spoiler: READ IF YOU DARE.

[0:41:36] Spyro Chair: I'M ALIVE.
[5:50:32] Spyro Chair: ARE YOU ALIVE?
[7:25:06] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Oi.
[7:47:55] Spyro Chair: Oi.
[7:48:10] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Gabe-sama noticed me. My life is complete.
[7:48:12] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Brb, kms.
[7:48:23] Spyro Chair: I'll join you.
[7:49:10] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Thanks. < 3
[7:49:49] Spyro Chair: No problem. < 3
[7:50:16] Spyro Chair: Also, I could join you in two ways- Whoops. ;>
[7:50:27] A s u k a L a n g l e y: ;>
[7:52:31] Spyro Chair: This shit's good.
[7:52:52] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Ahahhahhahaha, n i c e .
[7:53:43] A s u k a L a n g l e y: The brass.. sounds MIDI as shit.
[7:53:45] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Like, seriously.
[7:54:04] A s u k a L a n g l e y: There's no real "depth" to it, ayy.
[7:55:08] A s u k a L a n g l e y: NEW FERRARO IN 13 DAYS, F U C K .
[7:55:09] A s u k a L a n g l e y: F U C K .
[7:55:11] A s u k a L a n g l e y: F U C K .
[7:55:18] A s u k a L a n g l e y: F U C K .
[7:55:31] Spyro Chair: F U C K M E - W H O O P S .
[7:55:35] A s u k a L a n g l e y: S UR E .
[7:56:23] Spyro Chair: N I C E 3 / 4 A E S T H E T I C S Y O U ' V E G O T T H E R E .
[7:57:52] A s u k a L a n g l e y: T H A NK S .
[7:59:47] Spyro Chair: 5 / 6 A E S T H E T I C S T H A T T I M E , N I C E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E ERROR 404
[8:00:03] A s u k a L a n g l e y: T H E R E A R E N O 6 T H S .
[8:01:16] Spyro Chair: N O , I T ' S O U T O F T H E C H A R A C T E R S I N T H E S E N T E N C E , N O T T I M E S I G N A T U R E S , L M A O .
[8:01:31] A s u k a L a n g l e y: " T H A T T I M E "
[8:01:38] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Y O U P L A Y E D Y O U R S E L F .
[8:03:07] Spyro Chair: I D O N ' T P L A Y W I T H M Y S E L F , T H O U G H - W H O O P S . ; )
[8:03:47] A s u k a L a n g l e y: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
[8:04:28] Spyro Chair: Gabe Co. Turning everything into a sexual innuendo since 1999.
[8:04:39] Spyro Chair: I'll stop, lmao.
[8:04:51] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Why stop.. when you can go deeper.. into me? ;>
[8:05:13] Spyro Chair: I won't stop when it comes to that. ;>
[8:06:33] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Fuck me h a r d e r t h a n p o s s i b l e .
[8:07:04] Spyro Chair: Because fuck physics, and literally you. ;》
[8:07:21] *** A s u k a L a n g l e y создал групповой разговор с boompowboy247.
Показать групповой разговор ***
[8:10:54] A s u k a L a n g l e y: https://sunuprecordings.bandcamp.com/album/fata-morgana
[8:11:28] Spyro Chair: Can't listen rn, sorry. ;-;
[8:48:44] Spyro Chair: Are you aliiiveeeee?
[8:48:52] A s u k a L a n g l e y: I am.
[8:48:54] Spyro Chair: K.
[9:05:01] Spyro Chair: So, uhh... What should we do?
[9:05:09] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Each other, ofc.
[9:05:22] Spyro Chair: Riiiight.
[9:05:34] Spyro Chair: So, who first? ; )
[9:05:41] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Me.
[9:06:01] Spyro Chair: K.
[9:09:01] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Fuck me irl, tbh.
[9:12:30] Spyro Chair: Will do.
[9:14:43] Spyro Chair: Y-you could also fuck me irl. ; )
[9:18:47] A s u k a L a n g l e y: A-yup.
[9:20:37] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Love me irl.
[9:21:52] Spyro Chair: Already done. : ^)
[9:22:12] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Bring Kenny to watch us fuck irl.
[9:22:21] A s u k a L a n g l e y: That way we can torture him even more. ;')
[9:22:44] Spyro Chair: O h , o k a y . : ^ )
[9:26:30] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Perhaps we could even make it a threesome. ;>
[9:26:33] A s u k a L a n g l e y: The more, the better.
[9:26:48] A s u k a L a n g l e y: WE'LL FORCE HIM TO, AYY.
[9:34:03] Spyro Chair: O H .
[9:45:35] A s u k a L a n g l e y: ;")
[9:47:33] Spyro Chair: Would it have to be a threesome, though...?
[9:47:47] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Maybe.
[9:48:00] Spyro Chair: Or maybe it could be a foursome-
[9:48:00] A s u k a L a n g l e y: We just want to torture 'im, don't we?
[9:48:02] A s u k a L a n g l e y: O H .
[9:48:08] A s u k a L a n g l e y: A foursome with who, also?
[9:48:18] Spyro Chair: Uhhh...
[9:49:04] Spyro Chair: E- Wait, no no NO NO NO.
[9:49:11] Spyro Chair: Lmao.
[9:49:17] A s u k a L a n g l e y: E a g l e .
[9:49:18] A s u k a L a n g l e y: N i c e .
[9:49:20] A s u k a L a n g l e y: V e r y .
[9:49:21] A s u k a L a n g l e y: N i c e .
[9:49:24] A s u k a L a n g l e y: V
[9:49:25] A s u k a L a n g l e y: E
[9:49:25] A s u k a L a n g l e y: R
[9:49:25] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Y
[9:49:26] A s u k a L a n g l e y: N
[9:49:26] A s u k a L a n g l e y: I
[9:49:27] A s u k a L a n g l e y: C
[9:49:27] A s u k a L a n g l e y: E
[9:49:28] A s u k a L a n g l e y: .
[9:49:29] A s u k a L a n g l e y: E
[9:49:30] A s u k a L a n g l e y: C
[9:49:31] A s u k a L a n g l e y: I
[9:49:32] A s u k a L a n g l e y: N
[9:49:32] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Y
[9:49:33] A s u k a L a n g l e y: R
[9:49:34] A s u k a L a n g l e y: E
[9:49:35] A s u k a L a n g l e y: V
[9:49:39] A s u k a L a n g l e y: E
[9:49:40] A s u k a L a n g l e y: R
[9:49:40] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Y
[9:49:41] A s u k a L a n g l e y: N
[9:49:41] A s u k a L a n g l e y: I
[9:49:42] A s u k a L a n g l e y: C
[9:49:42] A s u k a L a n g l e y: E
[9:49:43] A s u k a L a n g l e y: .
[9:49:47] Spyro Chair: I'm dying rn lmao.
[9:50:25] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Sent him that bit of a convo.
[9:50:49] Spyro Chair: Lmao, nice.
[9:51:06] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Also, wtf is with transphobes?
[9:51:19] Spyro Chair: No clur, tbh.
[9:51:24] Spyro Chair: Clue*
[9:51:26] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Transgender people are whoever they want to be.
[9:51:28] Spyro Chair: Fuck.
[9:51:36] A s u k a L a n g l e y: So, fuck you if you disagree.
[9:51:39] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Thanks.
[9:51:46] Spyro Chair: I agree with you.
[9:52:40] Spyro Chair: Also, we could just invite all of out friends, fiftysome!
[9:52:48] Spyro Chair: I'll stop now, lmao.
[9:52:53] A s u k a L a n g l e y: M a k e i t h a p p e n .
[9:53:30] A s u k a L a n g l e y: It's Tendon and it's playing in my head while reading this convo, tbh.
[9:53:52] Spyro Chair: N i c e .
[9:54:28] A s u k a L a n g l e y: "..Vomi." *Strings ensue.*
[9:54:39] A s u k a L a n g l e y: This gives me life, tbh.
[9:55:08] Spyro Chair: It could also be what makes life- Whoops.
[9:55:22] Spyro Chair: ; )
[9:56:47] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Fucking to Igorrr.. n i c e .
[9:58:57] Spyro Chair: I misread that the first time, didn't see the, "to", whoops.
[9:59:22] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Now I wonder how popular Gautier is in this matter..
[9:59:25] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Thanks, Gabe.
[9:59:42] Spyro Chair: Lmao.
[10:04:59] Spyro Chair: I looked back at my forum coversations, and the first thing Tad said on one of them was, "love me," this was back during August 2015, lmao.
[10:07:39] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Hm, wonder what that could mean.
[10:07:41] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Tad's on a list now.
[10:10:35] Spyro Chair: Lmao.
[10:11:01] Spyro Chair: Kill anyone you want. ;》
[10:11:43] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Check your forum alerts, ayy.
[10:12:56] A s u k a L a n g l e y: What's an identity? I never had one, wouldn't know.
[10:13:35] Spyro Chair: Cool cool.
[10:13:46] A s u k a L a n g l e y: PON.
[10:13:47] A s u k a L a n g l e y: PON.
[10:13:48] A s u k a L a n g l e y: PON.
[10:14:33] Spyro Chair: What drugs are you on? Give me the full list, and not only the list, but the drugs, too.
[10:14:47] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Every single drug known to man.
[10:15:43] Spyro Chair: Even the drugs from thousands of years into the future? Nice.
[10:15:53] A s u k a L a n g l e y: Yup.
[10:16:08] A s u k a L a n g l e y: WANT ALL OF 'EM, MOTHERFUCKER?
[10:16:16] A s u k a L a n g l e y: *Hands the good shit over.*
[10:16:31] A s u k a L a n g l e y: You should post this convo on the forums. ;)
[10:16:59] Spyro Chair: Can't really copy and paste it, so you do it, lmao.

 

"Also, we could just invite all of out friends!" I just now realize that spelling error, RIP.