Would You Rather?

Would You Rather

eat poop OR drink pee ?

After the person under you answers, ask another one. :P

 

I'm assuming you intend for me to answer your question, then ask a question for the next, and so forth? Because otherwise this isn't really a game.

Obviously I'd rather drink piss than eat excrement.
Would you rather get one million dollars, or find true love?

 

I rather get one million dollars ._.
Would you rather live in a world with no problems or live in a world where you rule?

 

I'd go for the no-problems world.

Would you rather have a magical wrench that can fix anything or a magical book that can tell you anything?

 

Magical book. It can tell me how to obtain a magical wrench xD

There are 2 chairs: One chair has a dick poiting up and the other one has cake. Would you rather sit on the dick and eat the cake or sit on the cake and eat the dick?
trolololololo

 

Second one.

Would you rather die happy or live sad...

 

Die happy, because living a life of happiness is better than living a life of sadness. Duh.

Would you rather be able to fly or be able to walk through walls?

 

walk through walls >:3
Someone else already made a would you rather thread
would you rather slap Barack Obama or go to jail?

 

Go to jail, because I'd go to jail anyways for slapping Obama.

Would you rather: have the power to fly and never be able to turn it off, or have the power of invisibility and never be able to turn it off?

 

The power of flying and never being able to turn it off. Because FLIPPING FLYING IS FLIPPING AWESOME.

Would you rather know every language poorly or be fluent in 2 languages?

 

fluent in 2 languages

would you rather slap your mom or slap your friend 2 times

 

slap my friends.

Would you rather kiss xadidax or marry xadidax?

 

kiss xadidax -blows airkiss to wall inwhih Xadidax is standing behind-

Would you rather eat tomato soup with a fork or eat tomato soup with chopsticks

 

Chopsticks. When I'm done, I get free chopsticks ^-^

Would you rather slap yourself for the next year or marry one of the server staff?

 

Slap for a year. -time day time night time day time night on single player minecraft over and over to make a year go bye- done

Would you rather kiss a live fish on the lips for 20 seconds or lick the toilet seat of a dirty public toilet 5 times.

 

Kiss a live fish on the lips...you don't know where peoples butts have been ._.

Would you rather know the date of your death or cause of your death? (Death cannot be avoided)

 

The date c:

Would you rather become a cannibal and have to eat all your friends and family, or have somebody torture all of your friends and family a lot.

 

The 2nd one. Let's not go into detail.

Would you rather be a solider in World War I or World War II?

 

World War II - I would know what I wanted to fight for very strongly (were girls even allowed to fight then?)

Would you rather be scalped, or stick a toothpick into each toenail and kick a wall as hard as you can?

 

The 2nd option.

Would you rather dive into a pool with a swimsuit made of sodium (sodium explodes when exposed to water) or wear a tight cactus shirt for 2 days? (By cactus shirt, I mean a shirt where there are spines everywhere on the inside.