Windows Fart Edition

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  1. n00bhouse

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    The new Windows - faster, better, smellier

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    The best Windows ever is here.


    Enjoy and discover the new varieties of the sucessor of Windows 10.


    It's familiar!

    It's the Windows you all know and love - just more modern, crappy and smelly. The newest looks combined with the good old XP-Sounds. This Windows is designed to be compatible with every device you can plug in!

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    It's innovative!

    Here is our best addition yet: The Fart Browser
    calligraphy-letter-f.jpg Compact elegance combined with ultimate speed. The Fart Browser.

    Windows very own game graphics
    It has been designed for endless gaming fun. It supports any console which is from Microsoft. The games you love in a complete new view.

    The newest Image Editing Program - @ItsJerry's Picture Editor (IPE)
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    The perfect surface for your editing. Discover new kinds of pictures by editing with the IPE. Userfriendly and easy to use.

    Fart Office - A new way to discover yours
    You know Word, Excel, PowerPoint, etc. well. We have put the elegance of Office 2010 and the speed of Office 365 together. Now we have Fart Office - the best Office yet. We removed Access and InfoPath and made something new...

    Elegant built-in apps
    Windows Fart Edition comes with an own version of Maps, Music, Pictures, Mail and OneDrive. It works well - so you're never far from what you need.

    It's more secure!

    Fart Defender - The newest 'bodyguard' of your PC
    The Fart Defender protects your PC from Malware, Viruses and even phishing attacks. It saves from the first boot until the end of the lifetime of your device. You can say it's the most secure Windows ever.

    Log in secure
    We built in a password mechanism that askes you questions you can answer only. So you - and only you - can unlock your PC.


    Windows Fart Edition is a secure and personal operating system, affordable for everyone. It combines the strengths of Windows 7, 8 and 10. It's simply the best Windows ever.


    PowerPoint is required. Preview Builds are just PP-supported. Bugs and Crashes may occur, since it's a Preview file.

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    This is a project for fun. I'm not affiliated with Microsoft in any way. But yes, I try to make this Windows Edition. Give me time.


    Windows Fart Edition is still in development. Screens and icons for preview purposes only, subject to change. Content may vary. More features to be added and/or removed.


    Developed by @n00bhouse and @Dreadlord1
    If you would like more information about Windows Fart Edition or want to be part of the development team, contact me here.


    n00bhouse 2015




     
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  2. Toblerone

    Toblerone Man of the globe Donator

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    Where's Poople Crapme?
     
  3. n00bhouse

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    Read the small text below the spoiler.
     
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    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOOOOOOO MANY KEKlmaoooooOOO I FUCKING DEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CAN I SAVE THAT IMAGE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD xDDDD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
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    Windows Fart is the best OS ever..
     
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  6. BrakeCrake

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    Better.... Faster.... FARTIER
     
  7. dinoceros

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    msdos was better
     
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  9. BrakeCrake

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    If you want to develop Windows Fart Edition you first need to ask n00bhouse or Dreadlord1. You know that right? Its their idea and creation and then you cant just take the idea and make it into your creation. (If I am totally wrong at this, I never understand it)
     
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  10. n00bhouse

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    lol have fun coding
     
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  11. n00bhouse

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    @Xenohs ^
     
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  12. BrakeCrake

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    Uhm hello?
    That doesnt mean you are allowed to take it! It is copyrighted and you are not allowed to do it untill you have permission. DONT YOU GET IT????!?!??