Who would win a duel

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Who would win?

  1. The one without arms

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  2. The one without legs

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    44.4%
  1. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    A person without arms that has knives attached to his feet or a person with no feet that has a katana and absolutely no will to live?
     
  2. ItsJerry

    ItsJerry DEAD SERVER!!! LMAO!!! Staff Member Owner

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    guy with no legs can't even move so you can just throw a rock at his head
     
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  3. Cresof

    Cresof Well-Known Member

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    Can't throw a rock with no arms
     
  4. OfficerDeadly

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    You can try to kick rocks at his head.

    but Jerry got toasted.
     
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  5. Cresof

    Cresof Well-Known Member

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    I doubt anyone can kick a rock that's heavy enough to do any damage, especially when you got knifes attached to your feet. Get that weak
    Scheisse outta here.
     
  6. MC_Scout

    MC_Scout Fearless Leader Staff Member Manager

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    Your argument does not have much of a leg to stand on.
     
  7. Contemptible

    Contemptible | Former Mοd | Donator

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    This comment does not deserve a standing ovation, because some people can't clap and the others cannot stand to do so.
     
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  8. sool

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    the guy without arms because the one with arms cant move because no legs so the one with legs just kicks his skull open ;)
     
  9. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    Yeah but the one with no legs has a katana
     
  10. ShadowFlames

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    The guy with no arms will win because the guy with no will to live will just commit suicide
     
  11. Esmannen

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    either the guy with no arms wins or both die, if the guy with no legs wins he'll be stuck and starve to death
     
  12. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    Yeah but the guy with no arms won’t be able to eat properly
     
  13. Esmannen

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    The guy with no arms can go and get help from other people and he'll get medical care
     
  14. witchchick128

    witchchick128 Amity Blight Donator

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    I’d say the guy with no legs because:

    1. He could just YEET the katana
    2. He could roll / jump / scoot
    3. If the no-arms guy comes along and tries to kick him, he could dodge and just sushi chop his ass
     
  15. Esmannen

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    the guy with no arms could just leave and let him starve and the guy with no legs couldn't jump without legs and he wouldn't get past the door
     
  16. Heatdude Da Waffle

    Heatdude Da Waffle Admin | Builds Things Staff Member Administrator

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    you deserve to be demoted for that joke smh
     
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  17. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    What about mutilated?
     
  18. JJWolfGaming

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    The guy with no legs could get prosthetic legs and be able to move fully
     
  19. CaptainJackValdy

    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    The guy with no arms could get prosthetic arms and become Adam Jensen
     
  20. OfficerDeadly

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    That's a valid point