What's your story?

Your birthday month
January = I killed
February = I licked
March = I eat
April = I stabbed
May = I pooped on
June = I bit
July = I stalked
August = I purchased
September = I kicked
October = I threw
November = I kissed
December = I robbed

Your favorite color
Red = My spouse
Yellow = Justin Bieber
Pink = Mario
Blue = My imaginary friend
Orange = Kernel Sanders
Purple = Darth Vader
Green = Santa Claus
Cyan = My best friend
Black = Forest Gump
White = The mail-man
Grey = My neighbour
Brown = Mason

Your mood right now
Happy = Because He/She cheated on me
Sad = Because He/She stole my sandwich
Angry = Because He/She gave me some money
Flirty = Because He/She killed my family
Excited = Because He/She licked my windows
Depressed = Because He/She bit my shoes
Loopy = Because He/She sat on my table
Ill = Because He/She stabbed me
Bored = Because He/She robbed me
Scared = Because He/She painted by gate
Smart = Because He/She punched me
Cosy = Because He/She farted

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Whats your story?

 

I kicked Santa Clause because He cheated on me

 

i licked my imaginary friend because he sat on my table

 

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I bit the mail-man because she cheated on me XD

 

I purchased my imaginary friend because he farted

that totally makes sense to me..

 

I kissed Darth Vader Because He cheated on me

 

I purchased Kernel Sandals it bit my shoes.

 

I eat my imaginary friend because he licked my windows.

 

I pooped on my best friend because she farted...
Brilliant

 

I Purchased Mario because he cheated on me o_O

 

I threw Mario because he cheated on me... LOL

 

I threw Santa Claus because he painted my gate.

 

I like these types of games :P

I purchased Darth Vader because he licked my windows o-o

 

I stalked Santa Claus because he stabbed me.
Festive!

 

I killed my imaginary friend because they farted ._.

 

I killed my enemy by being fabulous, sexy, attractive and having a cute bum =3

 

I want to make one of these, but twice as funny. Will give credit to you, baccar though :P

 

There is no need to credit me ;)

 

{I bit} {my imaginary friend} {he cheated on me}
June Blue Happy ~Cause im getting Premium