What's The Wierdest Thing You Did When You Were Young(er)?

What is the weirdest thing you can remember doing as a little kid?

I vividly remember pretending to be a woman named Miss Paprika. I would walk through me backyard in my mom's heels kicking and screaming at various plants. Don't ask why, as I honestly do not know.

Post your f**ked up memories here!

 

When I was home alone with my brother, I think I was like... 5-6 years old, I waited for my brother to go to the bathroom and when he did, I painted unicorns on my wall using a black marker, the kind you can't remove xD

 

I was like 6 when I threw a shoe at my neighbour. I was hiding in a tree...

He rarely goes outside anymore after that incident.

 

When I was like 4, I drew my name on the side of my parents' car. And when they asked who did it I said "Me!" (because I was proud and I'd thought they'd like it) And they got really pissed off. Well my dad did, my mum was like, meh.

 

I went outside shirtless with only a grass hula skirt on and knocked on my neighbor's door. Thank god they were not home...

 

I once remember throwing my Thomas The Tank Engine toys across the room when I was about 3 or 4 years old.

 

I peed in my parents cupboard.

 

I screamed the word "Pedophile," when my grandpa pinched my cheeks. (Don't ask how I knew what they were at the age of 6.) My grandpa still hates me today for that reason. Forgives me, but hates me. (It was a loooonnngggg day...)

 

when i was 3 i used to eat sand... yeah. i dont really like telling these things

 

When I was 3 and I got D0ra th3 Exp10r3r.
Unfortunately I enjoyed it for some reason.

 

When I was talking about what boxers I had in the middle of class during preschool to a friend and the teacher heard me.

 

Ooh, I just remembered something else I did.

I contorted myself into a small cabinet(and it was a cabinet with a coffee maker and other junk in it, so I was super flexible) with a bag of shredded cheese. My mom was sitting in the kitchen trying to get me out, warning me that I was allergic to cheese, but I didn't give a f**k. I sat there and just ate the bag for no reason. Afterwards I barfed all over the place.

I was seriously messed up, first I was a cross dresser and next I was a contortionist trying to poison myself with dairy products...

 

I was so hyper that time
I think I was 4
I ran around the house and my mom called me to sit on the sofa
I ran and jump onto the sofa and my head got stuck in a hole that exist on tap hat sofa
It took my parents 3 minutes to get me out of there

 

I farted

 

My hair was really short so after soccer practice I would take my shirt off and pretend I was a boy and I would go around telling girls pickup lines daddy taught me.
(I remember getting a kiss from an older girl).

 

Took a bath with a girl. That was the weirdest thing that happened to me when I was younger. Don't question ._.

 

Give this guy...an award.

 

when i was like 6 i took a chair threw it at another student and it hit a teacher and the teacher cried because she was scared because i was usually good and then my mom made me apologize wich made her cry even more because she was confused.

 

When I was 4-5 I had a theory that if you mixed hot chocolate with orange juice you would make hot orange-chocolate.

Turns out it was disgusting, but I drank the full cup.

 

Ha lol nvm