What are the worst pickup lines?

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  1. Temperrr

    Temperrr Former Satanist |rebmeM

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    Here is my worst pickup line.. This can be related to computers etc..

    Chris: How about you make my software into hardware..
     
    Temperrr, Dec 19, 2015
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    If you were a booger i'd pick you first
     
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    Ayg life is interesting :)

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    If you were a triangle I would call you a cutie ;)
    Or
    Are you from little Caesars? Because your hot and ready ;)
     
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    Gurl, my fps isn't the only thing going up cuz your optifine.
     
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    left4lag Moderator Plus Staff Member Mod+

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    Dunno, usually it's the girls who use pickup lines on me. Lmao

    jk, I wish doe. That'd be so cool. xDD
     
    left4lag, Dec 19, 2015
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    stanateez hongjoong enthusiast Donator

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    Is your body from McDonalds? Coz I'm loving it
     
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    Hi, my name is May but you can call me tonight
     
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    CaptainJackValdy I got a plan to save the server, just have faith

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    If you were a knife, I'd put a diamond on top of you.
     
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    MC_Scout Fearless Leader Staff Member Manager

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    Are you a software update,? cause not now.
     
    MC_Scout, Dec 20, 2015
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    OOOOoooOoOOooOooooooOOooooOO

    He went in for the touchdown folks!
     
    KlulessdoesMC, Dec 21, 2015
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    Hi did you just lower your standards?
    Hi I'm <insert name here>
     
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    is there a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants

    @MrDeathWilliam do you remember this
     
    Kaylyn, Jan 17, 2016
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    LOL GG XDD
     
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    Are you an orphanage?

    Because I want to give you children.
     
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    XxGabitzaxX Dealing with them haters

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    You make my floppy disk. into a hard drive
    Gurl are you windows 10 ? Because NOT NOW !!
    Girl is you're father an truck driver? Why, am i hot ? No, because he had an car crash
     
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