Valentino's story EP 1

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  1. valentino

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    Ok here we start... one day I was in my school and someone poked inside a sheep and then i appeared in a white hole (brother of black hole (pls no racism) ) and then i cried everytime because i was in space and then a big wild pep crack appeared, i tamed it and 8 it and then BOOOOOOM my crush exploded in 420 parts
    And then boooooooom my school exploded too, i survived so i 8 my mom because there was no food
    I was in a zombie apocalyps and then a zombie exploded in my face and i cried because i didnt have a face so i couldnt see and then i grabbed a stick (bcus im blind rn) and i touched something that was flacid,
    it was my dads dik........
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    #prey4val
     
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  2. Joseph10003

    Joseph10003 hi. Donator

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    Wow, this story is so meaningful!

    No, actually it's kind of disturbing and pointless.

    Sorry, not sorry.
     
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