Minecraft Unusual Moments in any Server?

Ya… post your list of the most unusual moments evar in MC. Example:

ItsJerryandHarry Server:

*insert list here*

Other Servers:

*insert list here*

My list:

ItsJerryandHarry Server:

1) Jerry or Harry (forgot which one) banned me for this word: No. ( It was perm )
I got unbanned shortly and Jerry / Harry msged me: Wrong potato...
2) Kicked for being on WhaTheHai's Island by Magical_Sparklez 3:
@ Magical, I was in a snowball fight with Jerry though D:
3) First victim of Hai's Eternal Darkness
#StopTheEternalDarkness
4) My first time doing survival… the whole landscape new spawn looked like it blew up…
5) Meeting dmuds…
6) Someone came to my faction base and dropped over 50 stacks of diamonds… thats how I got a crap ton of diamonds. Thats why I started doing Daily Diamond Drop Parties. Until enderchests and inventory pooped on J&H survival. (dmuds missed A LOT of diamond drop parties… lawl)
7) Harry being mah fan boy
8) Meeting TopPBMinecraft, someone I knew from another server.

Other Servers:

1) When my cousin, Dsjp became Helper on two servers, even though he trolls a lot… wat.
2) Joining my first towny server :I
3) Making a bootiful house in 1 day
4) Seeing Treepid on another server
5) A nub became a Mayor of an awesome totally legit town :I
6) Getting griefed by an admin...
7) Someone who thought some MC minigame was Call of Duty and started acting like he was playing Search and Destroy...

 

LOL When i was new toward this server i thought you were the real potato! I bugged you about it in skyblock too! You "fooled/trolled me" into thinking you were hum and i fell for it! Gawd was that mean(but i said"OMG HII POWNAGE POTATO" everyday to you though)

 

lawl I remember. xD (that auto correction… pownage)

 

do you remember specifically what i said and how often i bugged you?
lawl

 

1)I joined a survival server and when i joined for first time i was getting kicked all the time and when the owner/admin/hacker left the spawn was griefed...when owner joined...he banned me for hacking and griefing :3

 

On a different server someone had a beacon drop party and I sold them all for like 670mil

 

ItsJerryAndHarry
When I fan-girled over them the first time i saw them

Other servers
When I denied buying a Pixelmon Glaceon :/
Finding a nether portal on Pixelmon
Beating gym 1,2 and 3 with 1 pokemon :/
(Yes, all of these are on the Pixelmon server)

 

Offline server count right?

My brother(Heybye) and I were having a war (We build bases and place mobs). I went in and killed all his pigs(His mob of choice). One pig watched me brutally murder its fellow citizens, then proceeded to give me a greeting nod. I stared at it awkwardly, and killed him too.