Nowhere near as bad as mine: (I will just use english.) Mother: Hello son, how did you do on your final math exam? Me: Oh. I got a 100 instead of a 105 since I failed the extra credit. Mother: Only 100? What the hell is wrong with you? Me: Mother, my average cannot go higher than a 100. There is literally no point in having any higher, as even that cannot make my average a 100 instead of a 99. Mother: Look son, if you are going to be that ****ing stupid, you might as well spend the rest of your life as a ****ing school janitor. Me: I don't even...