Typical Skype Call with Nick ;)

Read if you enjoy humor (gets dark at parts XD)

Spoiler: Skype Call

Nick: heers a stury
[9:08:26 PM] Nick: one day a man went hoam to his wive and sayd to herr
[9:08:55 PM] Nick: baby do u no what dis sweater is made of?
[9:09:04 PM] Nick: she says, cotton/?
[9:09:05 PM] Epic TNTArrow: (╯°o°)╯
[9:09:13 PM] Nick: no, husband say
[9:09:21 PM] Nick: wive so said she kills herself
[9:09:41 PM] Nick: i was gunna say, its huzband material
[9:10:00 PM] Nick: he pulld a ring outta his pocket and thru himself on the ground
[9:10:07 PM] Nick: them killd himself as well
[9:10:16 PM] Nick: like dis if u cri evrytime
[9:10:22 PM] Epic TNTArrow: heers a stury
[9:08:26 PM] Nick: one day a man went hoam to his wive and sayd to herr
[9:08:55 PM] Nick: baby do u no what dis sweater is made of?
[9:09:04 PM] Nick: she says, cotton/?
[9:09:13 PM] Nick: no, husband say
[9:09:21 PM] Nick: wive so said she kills herself
[9:09:41 PM] Nick: i was gunna say, its huzband material
[9:10:00 PM] Nick: he pulld a ring outta his pocket and thru himself on the ground
[9:10:07 PM] Nick: them killd himself as well
[9:10:22 PM] Epic TNTArrow: heers a stury
[9:08:26 PM] Nick: one day a man went hoam to his wive and sayd to herr
[9:08:55 PM] Nick: baby do u no what dis sweater is made of?
[9:09:04 PM] Nick: she says, cotton/?
[9:09:13 PM] Nick: no, husband say
[9:09:21 PM] Nick: wive so said she kills herself
[9:09:41 PM] Nick: i was gunna say, its huzband material
[9:10:00 PM] Nick: he pulld a ring outta his pocket and thru himself on the ground
[9:10:07 PM] Nick: them killd himself as well
[9:11:09 PM] Epic TNTArrow: One day
[9:11:15 PM] Epic TNTArrow: there was a coffee mug
[9:11:20 PM] Epic TNTArrow: he was a sad coffee mug
[9:11:27 PM] Epic TNTArrow: he wasn't chipped
[9:11:31 PM] Epic TNTArrow: *was
[9:11:38 PM] Epic TNTArrow: and never used
[9:11:48 PM] Epic TNTArrow: he had moldy coffee stuck to his bottom
[9:12:09 PM] Epic TNTArrow: And his owner let him be chewed by his dog
[9:12:49 PM] Epic TNTArrow: The coffee mug went mad
[9:12:59 PM] Epic TNTArrow: and smashed a chip off himself
[9:13:08 PM] Epic TNTArrow: and stabbed his owner with it
[9:13:20 PM] Epic TNTArrow: while the owner was dying,he smashed the mug
[9:13:36 PM] Epic TNTArrow: the mug and the owner cried with each other as ghosts
[9:13:43 PM] Epic TNTArrow: and haunted the owners mansion
[9:13:54 PM] Epic TNTArrow: people visit the mansion
[9:14:00 PM] Epic TNTArrow: and remind themselves
[9:14:07 PM] Epic TNTArrow: not to abuse coffee mugs.
[9:14:10 PM] Epic TNTArrow: THE END
[9:14:26 PM] Nick: heers another sad sad sad sad sad sad sad storyu
[9:14:33 PM] Nick: 1 upon a tiem
[9:14:44 PM] Nick: dere was a picture frem
[9:15:06 PM] Nick: and he livd ona shelf in target
[9:15:15 PM] Epic TNTArrow: And....?
[9:15:18 PM] Nick: he was sooooooooooooo sos o so uggle
[9:15:25 PM] Nick: dat nobodee bot him
[9:15:34 PM] Nick: 1 day
[9:15:50 PM] Nick: a lil gurl bot him
[9:16:06 PM] Nick: her name was kathurinnn
[9:16:18 PM] Nick: and she say to the pictur frem
[9:16:26 PM] Nick: imma put picters in u
[9:16:31 PM] Nick: and she did
[9:16:36 PM] Nick: but 1 day
[9:16:50 PM] Nick: she didntnt
[9:17:05 PM] Nick: the pictur frem got so sad
[9:17:26 PM] Nick: dat he died off natroll cawzes
[9:17:38 PM] Nick: like dis if u cri evrytime
[9:17:53 PM] Epic TNTArrow: There once was a boy
[9:17:58 PM] Epic TNTArrow: his name was nick
[9:18:13 PM] Epic TNTArrow: He has no relation to Nick Coxon
[9:18:21 PM] Epic TNTArrow: Not one bit c:<
[9:18:34 PM] Epic TNTArrow: He ate a cow
[9:18:53 PM] Epic TNTArrow: and the cow jumped out of him
[9:18:59 PM] Epic TNTArrow: and said....
[9:19:24 PM] Epic TNTArrow: "SON WHY DO YOU EAT COW YOU SHOULDNT EAT COW FOOL! Btbdbkl nknnklf"
[9:19:35 PM] Epic TNTArrow: The cow seemed to be angry
[9:19:43 PM] Epic TNTArrow: so Nick did what he knew best
[9:19:51 PM] Epic TNTArrow: said, "MOOOOO"
[9:19:56 PM] Nick: YEAH BOI
[9:20:00 PM] Epic TNTArrow: The cow looked at him
[9:20:05 PM] Epic TNTArrow: glaring like this
[9:20:24 PM] Epic TNTArrow: He didn't appreciate him making fun of cows
[9:20:40 PM] Epic TNTArrow: So he stabbed him with his milky udders
[9:20:57 PM] Epic TNTArrow: And filled him with so much milk that he popped
[9:21:01 PM] Epic TNTArrow: the END
[9:21:19 PM] Nick: Heers a new stury
[9:21:25 PM] Nick: 1 uppon a tiem
[9:21:37 PM] Nick: dere was dis boi
[9:21:52 PM] Nick: and his pet chikkin
[9:22:04 PM] Nick: hoo was namd glammerus
[9:22:18 PM] Nick: glammerus say to boi
[9:22:24 PM] Nick: u should eet me
[9:22:32 PM] Epic TNTArrow: Tasty ;)
[9:22:35 PM] Nick: nd save ur familleeee
[9:22:42 PM] Nick: no say the boy
[9:22:50 PM] Nick: i wont do dat
[9:22:59 PM] Nick: do it glammerus say
[9:23:08 PM] Nick: the boy kill glammerus
[9:23:14 PM] Nick: nd eet him raw
[9:23:21 PM] Nick: den
[9:23:39 PM] Nick: he regurgitayted glammerus to feed his fammilllleee
[9:23:49 PM] Nick: like did is u cri evrytim

 

xD Weirdest Skype call I've ever been

 

@Nick0309 I can DEFINITELY vouch for that ;)