Total Drama: The Amazing Race Episode 2: "Why Are You So Basic?"

Previously on Total Drama, 34 contestants got welcomed back to Pasabogg Island to compete in a season called "The Amazing Race!" Since Chris couldn't get the funds it is all hosted on Pasabogg Island! Normal voting still occurs. Amy, last season's runner up, and Scott, her boyfriend got eliminated. What will happen? After this episode only 30 will remain. Find out NOW!

*Confessional*

Ella: "I hope Sugar and I can be friends!"

Sugar: "I hope Ella can STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

Eva: "Last episode was a close call. Sky and I nearly got eliminated! It will NOT happen! I will win!"

Leshawna: "I just wanna kill all these racists! First of all we had Amy that Iggy-Loving-Freak! Sorry Harold I don't like you anymore, string-bean! Also Dakota must be fake! Heather is one of the worst! Beardo is stupid and only speaks in Fog-Horn!Sadie and Katie are as annoying as crap! Seriously! Will they go 5 seconds WITHOUT each other? I bet they sleep together and share the same boyfriend! Oh wait, THEY DON'T HAVE ONE!"

*End Confessional*

Leshawna walked out of the confessional to see Harold, Katie, Sadie, Beardo, Dakota and Heather standing outside.
"We heard what you said. We aren't stupid," said Dakota.
Leshawna looked shocked.
"How could you have lied to me?" cried Harold.
Leshawna looked guilty. Katie, Sadie, Dakota and Heather all lunged and started beating Leshawna up.
"Stop!" cried Harold. Beardo ran off to get help.

*Confessional*

Harold: *crying*

*End Confessional*

Beardo came back with Dawn and Jasmine.
"Aye," yelled Jasmine, "you're all ugly now stop fighting!"
"Speak for yourself!" yelled Dakota as Leshawna pulled her brand new blonde weave, "OWW! I broke a nail!"
"SIT ON HER FACE SADIE!" yelled Katie.
Sadie jumped on Leshawna's face and did a massive fart.
"Please!" cried Dawn, "stop!"
Everyone froze and realised how guilty they felt fighting in front of Dawn.
"Oh," said Leshawna.
"Sorry," Heather muttered.

*Confessional*

Dawn: "Oh my goodness! Why can't they leave each other alone for 5 seconds?"

Leonard: "I need to teach Owen the MAGIC... OF MAGIC!"

Owen: "I am kind of concerned about Leonard."

*End Confessional*

"Listen tubby!" yelled Leonard, "the first spell is the convincing spell!"
"Cool!" yelled Owen.
"You can't see me! I am invisible!" Leonard put an arm over his face
"CONVINCE-O-Abracadabra!"
*cricket chirping*
"Wow!" cried Owen, "not really," he muttered.

Alejandro and Mike were sitting in the cabins.
"Listen! I don't trust you! Why am I your partner?' asked Mike.
"I chose you," said Alejandro, "remember?"
"I know, but why?"
"You will find out!"

*Confessional*

Alejandro: "I think Zoey and him dumping each other will throw him off his game a bit! I think he will be weaker and eventually WANT to be my partner."

Mike: "I don't trust Alejandro."

*End Confessional*

"WHO STOLE MY MAKEUP?!!?!?!??!" screamed Dakota, she was searching her bags for her makeup. Heather stood in the doorway with it. She threw it out the door and it landed in the sea.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Dakota. She started chasing Heather outside. Heather stopped and threw a rock at Dakota.
"Oww!" screamed Dakota. She picked up an axe.
"Where did you get that?" asked Heather. Dakota threw it. It chopped half of Heather's weave off.
"MY WEAVE!" yelled Heather, "you bit-" Dakota threw the rock back at Heather.

"Challenge time!" announced Chris.
The remaining 32 campers, or 16 teams, all met outside the cabin.
"Welcome to challenge 2! In this one I am giving you each a different colour shirt to wear! For your team colours!" announced Chris.

Ella + Sugar - Pink Shirt
Dave + Dawn - Green Shirt
Eva + Sky - Dark Blue Shirt
Jasmine + Shaun - White Shirt
Geoff + Tyler - Red Shirt
Brick + Leshawna - Orange Shirt
Sadie + Katie - Brown Shirt
Heather + Dakota - Yellow Shirt.
Owen + Leonard - Lime Shirt
Beardo + Gwen - Light Grey Shirt
Harold + Staci - Purple Shirt
Trent + Bridgette - Light Blue Shirt
Mike + Alejandro - Midnight Blue Shirt
Cody + Rodney - Cyan Shirt
Zoey + Duncan - Dark Grey Shirt

"Your challenge is a Hunger Games! Since I have enough money somehow I can pay to bring you all back to life, unfortunately," said Chris, "last team/person left wins and get to choose 3 teams to go on the chopping block this elimination! If you choose to you may kill your teammate!"

*1 Hour Later*

Everyone was standing around a Cornucopia. Everyone was ready.
Staci just ran off before the timer ended and got blown up.
"Staci!" yelled Harold. The game started. Leonard tried to use magic but Duncan threw an axe at his head. Dakota found a bow and shot Heather in the head.
Duncan advanced onto Sadie. Katie stabbed herself to be with Sadie.
Sugar sat on Ella's face and stabbed her heart.
Dawn tried to reason with Eva but got her throat slit open. Dave came and had a failed attempt as Sky threw a spear at his leg.
Gwen shot Cody with a bow. Zoey threw a bomb at Beardo and Gwen.
Leshawna threw multiple knives at Bridgette.
Then the Bloodbath ended.

*Night 1*
The sky lit up. The faces of Staci, Leonard, Heather, Sadie, Katie, Ella, Dawn, Dave, Gwen, Cody, Beardo and Bridgette lit the sky up.
18 people remain.
6 teams remain.

*Day 2*

Owen somehow starved to death.
Dakota and Alejandro shot each other at the same time.
Geoff gets attacked by a wolf.
Sugar disturbes a bear. She runs away only to get herself shot in the head by Jasmine. Jasmine falls out of the tree and both girls get attacked.
Sky eats Nightlock berries.
Mike and Zoey have an awkward conversation. Duncan's trap for Mike got set off by Zoey killing her.

*Night 2*
Owen, Dakota, Alejandro, Geoff, Sugar, Jasmine, Sky and Zoey show up in the sky.
10 people remain.
1 team remains.

*Day 3*

Eva shoves Trent off a cliff. She steals his spear and rope. Harold comes along, attempts to tie her up, but gets stabbed by Eva.
Leshawna attacks Tyler and kills him.
Rodney finds a Rocket-Gun on the ground.

*Night 3*
Trent, Harold and Tyler light up the sky.
7 remain

*Day 4*

Rodney fires his gun. A rocket comes out and goes off in the distance.
Leshawna is about to attack Brick when the rocket comes and kills them both.
Duncan throws an axe at Mike's head, chopping it off.

*Night 4*
Leshawna, Brick and Mike light the sky.
4 remain.

*Deathmatch* (wtf there isn't a deathmatch in Hunger Games, shh)
Everyone runs to the Cornucopia.
Rodney gets killed by Shaun. Shaun tries to figure out how to use the Rocket-Gun.
Eva and Duncan wrestle and choke each other to death.

"Shaun wins!" announced Chris.

*Once everyone is alive again* (logic pls)

"Shaun wins for the white shirts! Since he was the only one on his team alive he himself will choose which 3 teams to nominate!" announced Chris.

*Confessional*

Dakota: "Killing Heather was the best feeling ever! We would have won if I didn't do it though!"

Heather: "That bitch!"

Shaun: "I won? Cool! I need to think carefully about who I nominate!"

*End Confessional*

*Elimination Cerremony*

"Alright! Shaun has told me who he has nominated!" announced Chris, "up for elimination are Leonard+Owen, Katie+Sadie and Beardo+Gwen!"
The others left the campfire.
"Katie+Sadie are safe!" announced Chris.
"Thanks!" squealed the girls.
"The eliminated team is Leonard+Owen!" announced Chris.
"Aww," cried Owen.

"What will happen next time? Find out next time!"

*Scene goes to forest*
An unknown figure is in the forest.
"Win weena win ween wina ween!" it spat. It grabbed a gun and aimed at the camera. It shot the camera and it breaks.




Episode 2 is finally out after a long wait!

 

Why is total drama so popular all the sudden
It's like pimples
It appears randomly, and it wont go away.

 

Bro. It's 'cos I'm here. Don't like it? Don't reply.

(Sorry if you got offended)

 

This is an open thread for a reason, and i never said i didn't like it, just saying this TDI stuff appeared out of nowhere