Total Drama Dash 4 Cast Episode 1. "Oh Canada, My Love!"

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    RealTDITyler Will you love me after all the mistakes I've made?

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    A massive cruise-ship with 52 teens was sailing in the middle of the sea. Those 52 teens were previous contestants from Total Drama! They were having a massive party because their horrible host, Chris McLean, got arrested for child abuse on his show, known as Total Drama. Owen, Duncan, Heather, Lightning, Mike and Shawn ended up getting their winning legibly from winning the seasons. They decided to all throw a massive party on a massive cruise-ship. Everyone who had ever competed in Total Drama was invited. Ezekiel and Dakota managed to get their human forms back as well as the winners receiving their money.

    The cast from Total Drama Revenge of the Island were all sitting in a large lounge.
    "So, nice to see you all again," smiled Zoey. She hugged Mike and Cameron.
    "Yea!" smiled Cameron, "how have you all been?" Anne Maria frowned.
    "Hmph, I'm feeling like absolute f***ing s***!" screamed Anne Maria, "I WAS ROBBED OF THE SHOW BECAUSE OF A FAKE DIAMOND! I HATE THAT EZEKIEL TRASH! HE KNEW IT WAS FAKE! HE KNEW I'D QUIT!" HE-"
    "If you quit, it's your fault princess," muttered Jo.
    "Ay, blondie, shut it!" yelled Anne Maria.
    "Who wants to hear a story?" questioned Staci.
    "NO!" everyone yelled.
    "Staci, it's ok if we know the true you," said Dawn, "you lie about yourself because you have a fear of being rejected."
    "Well she's already rejected," laughed Dakota.
    "That's mean!" yelled Cameron.
    "Man, these arguments," muttered Brick.

    The cast from Total Drama Island were all chilling together in another large lounge.
    "Three cheers to the original cast!" yelled Geoff.
    "Three cheers!" everyone yelled. They all started to party and have a great time.
    "Yea!" yelled Izzy. She grabbed some dynamite.
    "Izzy!" yelled Owen, "no!" Izy put the dynamite away.
    "This sucks," muttered Duncan.
    "How can I apologize to Scott?" cried Courtney, "I want to make it up to him, and Gwen won't talk to me!"
    "That girl has problems," laughed Leshawna, talking to Gwen.
    "Tell me about it," scoffed Gwen. Heather smirked. Katie and Sadie were casually talking to each other. Beth and Lindsay were trying to get their attention, but they ignored them. DJ, Harold, Tyler, Trent, Owen, Geoff and Bridgette were having a massive party.

    The cast from Total Drama Pahkitew Island were in a third lounge.
    "You're not a wizard!" yelled Sugar, slapping Leonard.
    "I am!" yelled Leonard, "I have magic!"
    "Well your so called magic sucks!" Sugar crossed her arms.
    "Sugar, be positive!" sang Ella. Sugar shoved her away.
    "I DON'T WANT YOUR SISSY S***TY SONGS!" yelled Sugar.
    "She has anger issues," muttered Rodney, "but she's hot."
    "I thought you liked Amy, Samey, Jasmine and Scarlett?" asked Sky.
    "Oh, what?" cried Rodney, "5 girlfriends? Oh no!"
    "Rodney, I don't think you know how relationships work," muttered Shawn. Amy and Samey were bickering again.

    "Attention everyone!" Blaineley announced, "it seems there is a heavy storm coming our way! Everyone please prepare to evacuate off the boat! We are 10 minutes away from Canada if you think you can wait!"
    Everyone came rushing to the main hall and started panicking.
    "KATIE!" yelled Sadie, running for Katie.
    "SADIE!" yelled Katie, running for Sadie.
    "Agh!" screamed Bridgette and Lindsay. They hugged each other and crossed their fingers. DJ screamed and jumped into Owen's arms. Sierra hugged Cody frantically. Courtney tried to get to Gwen and Scott, but they ignored her, so they huddled with each other instead. Alejandro and Heather refused to hold onto each other, but smirked at each other. Amy jumped into Samey's arms, and Samey dropped her. Shawn jumped onto Jasmine's shoulders in fear. Dave and Sky gave each other an unlikely hug.
    "I still want to kill you," smirked Dave. Sky then ran off to go help Ella, who had fallen over. Sugar was laughing at Ella's torture. Leonard tried to cast a spell to make the storm stop. Beardo was making annoying sound effects. Staci kept talking. Dawn meditated. Brick wet his pants. Zoey and Mike hugged each other, and Cameron joined in with them. The boat then tipped sideways. Only a few of the campers then managed to hold onto something to avoid falling off the boat. If anyone was to fall off the boat, they were close to land, and they all had life jackets.
    "Where's Topher?" yelled Jasmine.
    Topher and Blaineley were in the Captain's Quarters, trying to ask the Captain to stop. The boat rocked and rolled so much, half the campers felt sick.

    Zoey woke up. She and 15 others were lying on the ground. She saw they were all unconscious. She saw someone walk up to her.
    "You're awake," smiled Blaineley, giving Zoey a hand up. Everyone else slowly started to wake up.
    "Who wants a free tour around the world?" asked Topher, which was the wrong question to ask after a shipwreck.
    "Where are the others?" cried Mike, "Cameron?"
    "Missing," laughed Blaineley, "now you're all going to travel around the world for a million dollars!"
    Everyone sighed.
    "I won't torture you much!"
    Everyone cheered.
    "Alright, how the game will work," started Blaineley.
    "Can I explain?" asked Topher.
    "Fine."
    "So how this will work. The campers will be going on a cruise to Canada, for their start of the race around the world. They must complete challenges, and make it to the mat of safety. The last person to make it will be eliminated. Basically the Ridonculous Race without teams." announced Topher. Everyone nodded.
    "Your first challenge is to make it to the Airport!" announced Blaineley, "and it starts now!"
    Everyone ran off to start the challenge.
    "16 teens!" announced Blaineley and Topher "1 million dollars! Who will win, who will lose? Find out next time on Dash 4 Cash!"
     
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