The weird conversations I have on Skype sometimes...

So, @TheEntroGent were chatting on Skype, and we've had some pretty good laughs, BUT, there is NSFW content in here, so read at your own risk.

Spoiler: NSFW chat.

[5/3/2016 8:49:33 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Tfw I'm all alone. ;~;
[5/3/2016 8:50:01 PM] Spyro Chair: You're not alone, I'm here. (heart)
[5/3/2016 8:50:48 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Thanks.~
[5/3/2016 8:51:51 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: We could get even weirder with this. c:
[5/3/2016 8:52:21 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: If you know what I mean. : >
[5/3/2016 8:52:34 PM] Spyro Chair: c;
[5/3/2016 8:52:59 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: I won't let anyone have you. I would kill for ya. c:
[5/3/2016 8:53:13 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: c;;;;;
[5/3/2016 8:53:20 PM] Spyro Chair: c;;;;;;;;;
[5/3/2016 8:53:40 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: I'll protect you.~
[5/3/2016 8:54:12 PM] Spyro Chair: We can protect eachother. c;
[5/3/2016 8:54:30 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: I've got eyes for you, and an axe for everyone else. c:
[5/3/2016 8:54:38 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Maybe also a chainsaw.
[5/3/2016 8:54:56 PM] Spyro Chair: c;
[5/3/2016 8:56:20 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: (Is it bad that Yuki Yuki Yuki is echoing in my head as we speak?)
[5/3/2016 8:56:27 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: (It just seems.. oddly appropriate.)
[5/3/2016 8:56:55 PM] Spyro Chair: (Only if it's bad that Sunlit Garden is stuck in my head right now.)
[5/3/2016 8:57:03 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: (Naaaaah.~)
[5/3/2016 8:57:26 PM] Spyro Chair: (Why are we talking in parentheses?)
[5/3/2016 8:57:32 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: (Why not?)
[5/3/2016 8:57:39 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Sai, J&H's very own yandere. c:
[5/3/2016 8:57:56 PM] Spyro Chair: Heh... c;
[5/3/2016 8:58:15 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: YUKI, YUKI, YUKI, YUKI! c:
[5/3/2016 8:59:07 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Killing people is fun.. especially when it's for your love interest.~ c:
[5/3/2016 8:59:27 PM] Spyro Chair: Agreed. c;
[5/3/2016 9:00:21 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: So, we've got a fair deal.
[5/3/2016 9:00:26 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: I kill for you, you kill for me. c:
[5/3/2016 9:00:33 PM] Spyro Chair: Deal. c;
[5/3/2016 9:01:36 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: So, the question is: Wanna fuck? : >
[5/3/2016 9:01:40 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: c:
[5/3/2016 9:02:18 PM] Spyro Chair: O h , s u r e , w h y n o t ? c;
[5/3/2016 9:02:27 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: ; >
[5/3/2016 9:04:27 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: And if Tea tries to get her hands on you, I'll definitely kill her. c:
[5/3/2016 9:05:09 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Well, she could make the occasional Typo joke.. which will still be worthy. c:
[5/3/2016 9:05:57 PM] Spyro Chair: She won't, her and I are done. c;
[5/3/2016 9:05:57 PM] Spyro Chair: I'll be right back.
[5/3/2016 9:10:52 PM] Spyro Chair: I'm back alive, I g u e s s .
[5/3/2016 9:11:37 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Oh.~
[5/3/2016 9:12:19 PM] Spyro Chair: So, what should we talk about now?
[5/3/2016 9:12:29 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: RADIOHEAD.
[5/3/2016 9:12:29 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: A
[5/3/2016 9:12:30 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: D
[5/3/2016 9:12:30 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: I
[5/3/2016 9:12:30 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: O
[5/3/2016 9:12:31 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: H
[5/3/2016 9:12:31 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: E
[5/3/2016 9:12:32 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: A
[5/3/2016 9:12:32 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: D
[5/3/2016 9:12:32 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: .
[5/3/2016 9:12:41 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: BURN THE WITCH IS FUCKING FIRE, TBH.
[5/3/2016 9:14:06 PM] Spyro Chair: I will eat you alive. (I just realized that that can be taken two completely different ways. ...Sorry, had to.)
[5/3/2016 9:14:19 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: ;>
[5/3/2016 9:15:45 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: You had Tea.. now, you have me. c:
[5/3/2016 9:16:01 PM] Spyro Chair: c;
[5/3/2016 9:16:21 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: So, what did you think of Burn the Witch? c:
[5/3/2016 9:17:00 PM] Spyro Chair: O h , I h a v e n ' t h e a r d i t y e t . S o r r y .
[5/3/2016 9:17:08 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: c:
[5/3/2016 9:17:14 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Or just search it up.
[5/3/2016 9:17:16 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: S T R I N G S .
[5/3/2016 9:17:19 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: LOTS OF FUCKING STRINGS.
[5/3/2016 9:17:52 PM] Spyro Chair: But I can't listen to it right now, I am in bed, my sister is asleep, and my father is asleep.
[5/3/2016 9:18:17 PM] Spyro Chair: And I don't have my headphones, either.
[5/3/2016 9:18:26 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Fuck your sister, RH is worth breaking the silence.
[5/3/2016 9:18:28 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: (Whoops.)
[5/3/2016 9:18:35 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: "Fuck your sister." - Akio.
[5/3/2016 9:18:45 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Sorry, n o t s o r r y .
[5/3/2016 9:18:45 PM] Spyro Chair: LMFAO.
[5/3/2016 9:19:06 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Quadruple entendre.
[5/3/2016 9:19:24 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: An insult, an Akio joke, Radiohead blasting.. and yeah, you know.
[5/3/2016 9:19:39 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: c:
[5/3/2016 9:20:45 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: /r/Utena_irl.
[5/3/2016 9:22:42 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Should I stop or? ;>
[5/3/2016 9:25:14 PM] Spyro Chair: Why stop w h e n y o u c a n g o d e e p e r ? Sorry, not sorry.
[5/3/2016 9:25:25 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Deeper into you. c:
[5/3/2016 9:25:42 PM] Spyro Chair: You got what I was saying. c;
[5/3/2016 9:25:54 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: "Don't look down. Shove it in your mouth." - Knives Out by RH. ;>
[5/3/2016 9:27:02 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: H E H.
[5/3/2016 9:27:46 PM] Spyro Chair:
I read that, instantly questioned reality, and then just sat there... Smiling.
[5/3/2016 9:28:10 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Smiling creepily, that is? c:
[5/3/2016 9:28:20 PM] Spyro Chair: O f c o u r s e .
[5/3/2016 9:28:26 PM] Spyro Chair: c;
[5/3/2016 9:29:15 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: You like the attention, don't you?~ ;>
[5/3/2016 9:29:32 PM] Spyro Chair: Kind of... c;
[5/3/2016 9:29:58 PM] Spyro Chair: But you know that you like it, too. c;
[5/3/2016 9:30:07 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: c:
[5/3/2016 9:30:49 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: "I sucked the moon." - Sail to the Moon by Radiohead.
[5/3/2016 9:30:51 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Whoops, too far.
[5/3/2016 9:30:58 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: ;>
[5/3/2016 9:31:11 PM] Spyro Chair: Nah, still not far enough. c;
[5/3/2016 9:31:25 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: ..When will it be far enough? c:
[5/3/2016 9:31:48 PM] Spyro Chair: It will never be far enough. c;
[5/3/2016 9:31:59 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Far enough, deep down into you. c:
[5/3/2016 9:32:13 PM] Spyro Chair: Heh... c;
[5/3/2016 9:32:28 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Christ, I wonder if anybody will ever see these logs. ;>
[5/3/2016 9:33:17 PM] Spyro Chair: Tomorrow, I could post a little part of this convo on the forums... c;
[5/3/2016 9:33:24 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: c;
[5/3/2016 9:33:45 PM] Spyro Chair: Just, of course, not some parts... c;
[5/3/2016 9:34:00 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: What parts will you post? c:
[5/3/2016 9:35:03 PM] Spyro Chair: Any part that has no sort of sexual references, because of the rules, of course. c; Oh, wait, that'd be leaving out too much.
[5/3/2016 9:35:18 PM] Spyro Chair: C;
[5/3/2016 9:35:27 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Just mark it NSFW and drop it in a spoiler.
[5/3/2016 9:36:07 PM] Spyro Chair: K, I will. c; It'll be on a thread tomorrow.
[5/3/2016 9:36:20 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Might as well post it whole. c:
[5/3/2016 9:39:27 PM] Spyro Chair: The thread title will be "The weird conversations I have on Skype sometimes..."
[5/3/2016 9:39:47 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Add a little o' backstory. c:
[5/3/2016 9:40:13 PM] Spyro Chair: I'll just put this part in as backstory. c;
[5/3/2016 9:40:44 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: I love how it went from music discussion to yaoi, lmao.
[5/3/2016 9:41:01 PM] Spyro Chair: Lmao, same here.
[5/3/2016 9:41:21 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: Giggling uncontrollably rn.
[5/3/2016 9:41:51 PM] Spyro Chair: Also, "I'll just put this part in," sorry, not sorry.
[5/3/2016 9:42:02 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: I noticed it. c:
[5/3/2016 9:44:39 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: I wonder how hard it would be read without laughing or something.
[5/3/2016 9:44:46 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: "How hard" Sorry, not sorry. ;>
[5/3/2016 9:44:55 PM] Spyro Chair: c;
[5/3/2016 9:48:28 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: I've gotta go. Life is calling.
[5/3/2016 9:48:36 PM] U t e n a T e n j o u: I'll be watching you in your sleep, though. c:
[5/3/2016 9:48:48 PM] Spyro Chair: c; See you.

I've just realized that the period on the first poll choice should be a question mark, whoops.