The single sentence game

Hello! I see you have walked into my forum game. This is the game when you post one sentence that continues the story that you are making as you go on.
The rules are simple.
RULES:
1. No double posting.
2. No extra sentences.
3. No bad language. Including the external ones.
4. Have fun!

Starting sentence:
Once upon a time, there was a server called ItsJerryAndHarry that had some custom mini games and games that most servers have.
Your turn!

 

Notch blew it up.

 

And he fixed it.

 

Then SkyDoesMinecraft married the King of the Squids and they had a baby who wrecked the server again.

 

Then, ItsJerry banned the people who griefs and fixes it.

 

Then, SkyDoesMinecraft and the King of the Squids had 1000000000 babies, who hacked in to every single Minecraft account in the world, then hacked into Minecraft and Mojang.

 

Note: it can't continue like this. We need to start a real story now. This is just silly.

 

But forum games are meant to be silly!

Fine. The princess of Narnia was captured by a gorilla.

 

Not this one.
Sentence:
The gorillas put the princess in a cage over lava.

 

The prince of the nearby kingdom heard about her, and decided to have a very loooonnnng bath before setting out to rescue her

 

Then the prince had a looooooong shower before rescuing the princess.

 

Then he had lunch and ate a loooooooottt of food

 

We ate chickens.

 

Then we became fat.

 

Then the prince finally went off to save the princess, but he fell off his horse and broke his head

 

The hospital wasn't around, so he sat there waiting for death, until a shadow appeared...

 

The shadow was shaped as @Shadow_Riolu's avatar.

 

It turns out the shadow was just a friendly wolf.

 

The wolf shined his teeth brightly going for the kill...

 

Then the wolf morphed into a big big big hospital!