The puns go here.

You know, the TuTORIEL in Undertale was pretty long, but worth it. After all, it was very HUMERUS with its puns in Snowdin and how everything PANNED out in Hotland during the cooking show with Mettaton. The part that was the most RUFF was when you could ignore Greater Dog. The devastating part was in Waterfall, where I BARKED at my screen after the artifact was absorbed by the Annoying Dog.

put dumb puns like mine here

 

Donald is the one who Trumped them all.

 

@ImMattShadows : I dunno if I should keep my MC name "ItsRiley44" or if I should change it back to "ImMattShadows..."
Me: What about DoorMatShadows?


You probably had to be there.

 

I might actually make it that

 

my life is just a pun







heh

 

It must must have took you a skeleTON of time to make this thread

 

I worked right down to the BONE.

 

suga blyat

 

r00d

 

What do we have here? A pun post! I'll just WAVE at all of ya'll and then SEA you later after more puns have been posted.

 

What do skeletons buy at the restaurant?
SPARE RIBS

 

...caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see...
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let me go
Bismillah! No we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go let me go
Will not let you go let me go (never)
Never let you go let me go
Never let me go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me

So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh baby can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows

 

I can't tell if that was a poem or a song but its good :P

 

Sanders is the Burner, his people are the Burnies.

 

Ted will CRUZ this election.

 

I like puns. Yeah I know its cheesy, but I feel grate.

 

well it's grate to meat you.

 

Bohemian Rhapsody, a song by the british band "Queen"

 

Ohh. That's a random song to put on this thread,

 

That... is the lyrics to one of the best songs ever made.