Me and Dmuds thought up this story, we were talking about a Vsauce video, that was created about the video is called if, if you wanna see it. search it up on YouTube. Okay like always, Enjoy! Day 1. Time: 11:00 EST it was an average day on JH ts. Everyone was up, happy and ready for today. because its the start of summer, and the day ItsjerryandHarry Bring Survival back. people were Chatting here and there about Survival coming back, All the mods and Jerry and Harry were on to celebrate the grand opening of Survival 3.0. John: Oh boy ive been looking forward to this for Months! Roc: I know right? one thing though, how long has it been down? Xenon: about uuhhhh, 6 months or so? Roc: Ah ok Misfit: so... me and Saul are going to bring Bambi back. Ill have Applications up tomorrow if any of you want to join. John: ok then! Albinobat: should i open my own faction or Join Bambi? John: Join us! you wont regret it! :) Albinobat: Ok! *DWG has joined the channel* DWG: what up Walruses John: Hai DWG Roc: Hai Taco boy DWG: HAY DWG: thats mr Taco boy to you. John: xD Dmuds: Yo guys, The servers up! John: Seriously!? Lets go! they all went to Survival, it was nothing like they ever seen before, so many Shops, a Gigantic Minigames portal, And Everyone was there Talking in the chat happily. John: whoaaaa this is cool. Wheres saul? i need to talk to him. Gamefan: Hi John. i see you John: Hai :D Jerry: I have created a Faction called TS. only People in the channel can join. John: Ok! Roc: Kewl Albinobat: Count me in! the Faction was in a Gigantic Plains biome. Jerry world edited a Spawn in, and Let the players build their homes. *Dmuds joins the channel* Dmuds: yo yo yo its Dmuds in the house! John: Eyyy dmuds :D Misfit: Hai Dmuds John: Were building in the Survival World Wanna join? Dmuds: Hell yeah i do! 20-30 Minutes later... Dmuds: Wow our Houses are so cool :D John: Well mine is better. *camera pans over to a Small wood house* Dmuds: xD thats a house? more like Dirt shit. *world edited to dirt* John: Hai! why??? Hai: Cause fak u. thats why John: -__- Roc: Lol DWG: lel Misfit: CX Dmuds: xD Harry: Ok guys, we opened a new Minigame! its called Sky grid! Its gonna be up tomorrow! 30 seconds later... Harry: we implemented the new mini-game cause the donors needed something more than just Temple run. and we decided to add something that wasn't super creative, but its better than nothing- what the? *A quiet crackling noise comes from the background of ItsJerrys Microphone* Jerry: Wait there's something on tv.... Jerry quickly turned his head around and saw the tv with a black screen and white letters, and very faintly he can see the words in all caps: GLOBAL EMERGENCY Jerry: Everyone turn on your tvs NOW! John: Why? theres nothing worth watching anymore- Jerry:JUST FUCKING DO IT! John: Ok ok sheesh! *murmurs* like mom. Everyone turns to their tv sets to see what the message is. *we interrupt our Programming, this is a global emergency, important intstuctions will follow.* *The following message was transmitted at the request of the National Aeronautics and space administration, this is not a test. repeat, this is not a test, A Meteor is on a direct collision course with the earth. and is expected to strike the earth within the next 5 days, this meteor has been reported to be larger than the one that wiped out the dinosaurs about 65 million years ago, which was 6 miles wide, this meteor was reported to be about 20 miles wide. we currently do not have any evacuation methods, and are sorry to announce that humanity has only 5 days left to live on earth. this is a Emergency action notification, all TV and radio stations will transmit this broadcast within request of the emergency alert system, the emergency alert system has been activated. we are sorry to say that we do not have long to live. Spend it like it is your last. because it is.* *END OF TRANSMISSION To be continued...
for the link to the vid, you can find it here if you're lazy. skip to 5:00 for the inspiration to this story.
Alright, I invented a happy ending. Unlike everyone else, WikiRigbyDude, a very well-loved member of the server, knew that it wasn't a big deal. He decided to write a message to Adrien Brody (don't ask how he did it) and sent it. Adrien Brody responded with, "Pff. No big deal bro. I've dealt with objects much larger than this". So the almighty lord Adrien Brody used his almighty nose to disintegrate the meteor once and for all. The scene cuts to John, waking up in bed as tired as crap four days later. He got up, got dressed, and checked outside to see the horror. He waited and waited for the whole world to end until on TV, he saw this. A random guy was talking on the news, saying "A man named Adrien Brody somehow used his nose to destroy the meteor that was going to destroy us all." Adrien Brody walked up and said, "Yep. I couldn't have done it if it weren't for this guy." John sat back, and said "What the....is Wiki messing with us or something" And then Adrien Brody's follower appeared off-screen and spoke: "So, when I found out this horrendous news, I told Lord Adrien Brody, and he magnificently used his nose to destroy the meteor." Then John said, "Wait, is Adrien Brody really so amazing? Oh god. He was right. Adrien Brody is indeed the greatest thing ever." And so all of Earth successfully converted to Brodyism, just like it was destined to be. THE END