The farting trees (an interactive story)

The farting trees
Note: this is insane




Its very late at night, or early in the morning, you
can't tell, you are really regretting walking into this forest.
You come up to an opening, you can see the moonlight shining
right above you.
*rustle*
Your razor sharp reflexes spin you around instantly, something
was out there.

what do you do?

Spoiler: Stand your ground

You hold your ground, ready to stand and fight...
*rustle*
your muscles relax when you see it was just a cute
bunny hoping around, oh its so fluffy!

what next?

Spoiler: continue exploring

You turn around and continue through the long twisty path,
it seemed a bit less scary now that you knew that little bunny wunnys
were there.
*arhoooo*
"Oh dear," you cry, what is it this time?

Here is some more choices

Spoiler: see what was howling

you continued towards the howling noise, and on a rock, you see it!
A villager!
"what?" the villager asked as you stared at him "I'm in my true form!"
ok, that was weird.
but now you see there are two passages, one to the left, one to the right.

which way do you go?

Spoiler: Left

your gut tells you to take a left, or maybe its saying you are hungry,
but that doesn't matter, you just follow your instinct.
it is very spooky, you can hear the trees rustling in the wind, your
tension is building...
"Hi,"
you scream loudly and nearly pee your pants, gosh that gave you a fright!
"I'm lonely" the villager notes "may i come with you?

you have been asked a question that requires an answer.
what do you say?

Spoiler: yes you can come

"Yay!" the villager cheers and runs around in circles.
*boink*
the villager hit a tree that fell onto him, than another fell, and another!

uh oh, well ur da boss
wud r u gonna do?

Spoiler: RUN!!

You dash away as fast as you can away from the avalanche of trees.
your legs begin to ache, but you continue on.
then it all stopped!
you look straight ahead.
Light!
but there is a tunnel to your right, one dark tunnel!

where do you go?

Spoiler: to the light

you dash to the light, but it wasn't what you expected.
a crystal.

now what?

Spoiler: touch the crystal

you reach out and tap the bright crystal lying on the ground.
*fart*
Oh no, TOXIC GAS! (sorta)
you scream as your entire body disintegrates
u r ded!

Spoiler: head back

you turn back to where the tunnel was.
*BRURT*
omg a fart!
you try to hold your breath but it is no use.
you died... painfully

Spoiler: to the passage to your right

you walk to the passage to your right, could it be?
Home!
den da next day you died from to much diarrhea
well at least you lived for most of the story, right?
the end

Spoiler: WALK!!!

your arrogance tells you to just stroll away.
but within 2 seconds you die.
seriously though, WALK?

Spoiler: Nope, get lost

you regretted every word, the villager turned into a massive
troll and ate you
dammit so close
u ded

Spoiler: Right!

you walk to the passage to the right.
*splat*
a boulder fell on your head and you died
lol

Spoiler: run back to where the bunny was

you dash back to where the bunny was, I mean, it must
be safe if there is cute little bunny's right.
you turn your head and see if anything is following you.
nothing.
In relief you turn your head back to where you were running
only to be met by a GIANT man eating bunny with its mouth wide open!
*CHOMP*
you ded

Spoiler: Pat the bunny

you reach down to pet the fluffy bunny.
*nom nom nom*
the bunny's mouth went bigger that you could ever imagine, and it ate you!
well, at least you made it this far.

Spoiler: FLEE!!

you dashed away from the noise, your legs began to strain.
"shut up legs!"you shout.
you then tripped over something, a sign saying:
"the farting trees are here, run, don't turn back! RUN!
oh dear!
*BRUUUUUGHGHH*
"ARGH"
the smell was so bad that you began to become all pruny.
weak and cripple, you fall to the ground, dead!

 

I died painfully from a fart <3

I know that was you Jerry! >:3 I'll haunt you foreva

 

I died by getting nommed on by a bunny. :L

 

you walk to the passage to the right.
*splat*
a boulder fell on your head and you died
lol

Dammit

 

(This should probably go in Forum Games. Continue your story though :))