The Cow Story

Discussion in 'Off-Topic / Spam / Memes' started by Dinkus505, Dec 25, 2014.

  1. Dinkus505

    Dinkus505 Related to Adam and Eve

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    So once there was a lonley cow. This cow lived in FritzleLickerVille. The cow decided to invite a sheep to dinner. They ate dinner, then came desert. There was pie only the table. Shiny, juicy, elegant, sexy pumpkin pie. Then the sheep sucked all of the pie up. All of it. Then something broke inside the cow. Something was stolen from his heart. He started beating the sheep, punching it's face's face's face's face's face out. It then peed on the sheep. It felt good. Then the cow hid the body. Then a ton of juicy milk came out of his utters.

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  2. Harold

    Harold Donator

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    Omg :') this is a beautiful love story
     
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