The best staff application

If i do not get accepted I will burn the owners houses

IGN: I dont need to give you my International Green Newts, they are my pets.

Age: 90000000000001

Location: WHY DO YOU NEED MY LOCATION, Are you gonna murder me in my sleep?

Timezone: What is a timezone? I dont know rocket science.

What times are you most active: I dont even play minecraft.

Why do you want to become a helper: So i can bad itsharry and jerry and make everyone my slaves and work for me, then I will greif all the spawns and stuff.

Previous experiences as a moderator: i was a moderator but was promoted to owner cause i banned the previous owners and made me SUPREME RULER.

Have you purchased a rank? If so, which ones: I want [Supreme Ruler] as my rank or i will kill yo

Are you active on our TeamSpeak: I dont like to speak with teams, teams are filled with creepy old people.

How long have you been playing Minecraft: Ever since 1000 B.C

How long have you played on the ItsJerryAndHarry server: I have never joined the server cuz i no supreme ruler man.

When is the last time you made a staff application for this server: Never

Why we should choose you: Cause i make better tacos than @DWG715

Anything else you want to add: u smell bad

 

I'm glad you atleast put this is random spam rather than an actual staff application.

 

Lol

 

Good one :P