Other Games Tf2 damage logic

Oh pls TF2 never had logic

 

tf2 is completely logical, I mean, you can craft 2 halves of a Sandvich together, and get a piece of scrap metal.
Can't get more logical than that.

 

Yea, i mean we're basically eating metal come to think of it, makes total sense.

 

TF2 logic: A knife to the side will kill you

 

Tf2 logic.

You can completely function and survive through being burned.
Sandviches heal you.
Drinks can temp make you immune.
Respawn.

 

TF2 is the only game where you can survive a direct hit to the face by a rocket and have little to no visible damage.

 

Tf2 logic:
You respawn after you've died.

 

TF2 is the only game where an Australian man wearing a crocodile skin shield is able to survive a shot to the head. You can't explain that. And the shield gives 10% bullet resistance. How the hell does that work?

 

Pick up an icicle and get flamethrower ammo.

Pick up a wooden baseball bat and get minigun ammo.

Eating a sandwich will extinguish you if you're on fire.

Taking a baseball to the head will stun you even if you're wearing a hard hat.

Pee + Metal = Milk.

Light a hat on fire to make it 10x more valuable.

Makes total sense, doesn't it?