TERRIBLE GUIDE TO INTRODUCTION

Hi I'm Deemo and I'm here to show you the Hip and Cool way to Introduce yourself!
Make sure you (don't) follow every I say! I'm making this part unnecessarily long
cause I can!
(don't do any of these)

-Use Improper Grammar!
Don't listen to these "Grammar Correctors" who tell you to use Correct grammar!
This is the Internet! Your (ha take that) Free in the Internet!
Why do you even need to use Proper Grammar? This ain't school! Show them
you're (ha take that again) stupidity! Look Stupid You will get Attention!

-Be Rude!
Say Rude things to people who welcome you!
call them a Weenie or a Skrub!
(don't do any of these please.)

-Impersonate A Popular Youtuber!
when introducing yourself use "itsjerri" as your name!

-Screw everything I said!
Just type "hi there".
it will be unique.
and you will get so famous from that you start seeing
100 as 0!

(again please don't do any of these.)
(JUST DON'T)

 

are you telling me I cant say hi there to people

also fuq grammar