Tell me your favorite jokes

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  1. ItsJerry

    ItsJerry DEAD SERVER!!! LMAO!!! Staff Member Owner

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    Tell me a joke. I'm bored.
     
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    ItsPacers Well-Known-Member Donator

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    What did the football coach say to the banker. I want my quarter back. Get it cause football in America has quarter backs. No k. I'm not funny
     
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    I dunt have any
    :oops:
     
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    ItsPacers Well-Known-Member Donator

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    Hubble bby❤️.

    That's also one of my jokes :>
     
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    Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 89 ha ha ha banter banter banter lol.

    Edit- What did teh potato say to teh other potato? he said Hi I am a potato.
     
  7. Katy_

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    What did the elephant say to the naked man?


    How can you breathe with that little thing?
     
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    TheDiamondPicks String.format("%d %s", 404, "Title not found") Donator

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    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
     
  9. CakeSquid

    CakeSquid Top 16 Ranked in Spleef Donator

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    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a larger number .___________.
    I'm so hilarious.
     
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    momand ex-god Donator

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    Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
    best joke
     
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    CakeSquid Top 16 Ranked in Spleef Donator

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the duck cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. .__________.
     
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    What did Jerry said to Harry ?
    How the fuck can I know ? :D
     
  13. Hed_crafter_nl

    Hed_crafter_nl -=- It's Heddy -=-

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    xD Elephants usually breathe with their mouth

    A man enters a bus and asks the bus driver: "Are you going to the zoo?" "No," answers the bus driver, "I just need to work."
     
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    I didnt make up the joke, I just shared it :p
     
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    CakeSquid Top 16 Ranked in Spleef Donator

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    So there are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says "Man it's hot in here or is it just me" and the other muffin said "Oh my, a talking muffin. .___________.

    Why am I so
    not hilarious?
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To fuck her right in the pussy
     
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    How does NASA organize their company parties?

    They planet.
     
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    Now :D thats funny :D
     
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    LaColeman Leaving (INAL)

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    The cops must be after you because it's illegal to look that good. lol
     
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    Caity according to all known laws of aviation.. Donator

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    When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on.
     
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